Knock Knock By HOBOPOTHEAD

Saturday, March 17, 2012 17:50

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Knock Knock

I open door and see a 20 something young man with handful of paper

Young Man: Good afternoon, Sir, have you decided who to support in the upcoming Democratic congressional primary?

Me: Uh, well actually I vote for Libertarians or cartoon characters

YM: Hands me pamplet for aspiring politician.

YM: OK, sir, could you please tell me what you think is the greatest problem facing America today

I look around and see if anyone else is nearby and say, "ya really wanna know?"

YM: Yes sir

Me: I think 911 was an inside job

YM: Heck, everybody knows that, sir.

Me: Then why are you working for an establishment politician?

YM: Because I'm getting paid for it. Me and my girlfriend are both doing it.

Me: Young man, I'm an old guy and I feel really sorry for this piece of crap we're handing over to you young people.

YM: That's OK, sir, have a good day

Me: You too young man.

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