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Phyllis Diller and those hilarious one-liners
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Phyllis Diller (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012) was an American actress and comedienne. She created a stage persona of a wild-haired, eccentrically dressed housewife who made self-deprecating jokes about her age and appearance, her terrible cooking, and a husband named “Fang”, while pretending to smoke from a long cigarette holder. Diller’s signature was her unusual laugh.
Diller was born Phyllis Ada Driver in Lima, Ohio, the daughter of Frances Ada (née Romshe; January 12, 1881 – January 26, 1949) and Perry Marcus Driver (June 13, 1862 – August 12, 1948), an insurance agent. She had German and Irish ancestry (the surname “Driver” had been changed from “Treiber” several generations earlier). Her mother was about twenty years younger than her father. Diller was raised a Methodist.
The one-liners:
“My Mother-in-law is so fat that when she puts on a bikini she looks like a bear wearing a jock strap.”
“My husband can really drink, when he watches sports he can down a six-pack during an instant replay.”
“My husband’s breath is so bad that the dentist works on him through his ears.”
2012-08-22 23:21:36
Source: http://markosun.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/phyllis-diller-and-those-hilarious-one-liners/
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