You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If…

Submitted by Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

• You are capable of critical thinking.
• You distrust mainstream media.
• You like nature.
• You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.
• You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.
• You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.
• You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.
• You have read a book in the past year.
• You think you have the right to protest.
• You think the War on Terror is a scam.
• You think the War on Drugs is a scam.
• You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.
• You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.
• You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act.
• You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.
• You question whether the government loves you.
• You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting, rather so citizens can fight back should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs.
• You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account.
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• Anonymous

  You your a conspiracy theorist if : Your wife keeps recycling your tinfoil hat !!!

  Sep 24, 2012, 5:39 pm 0 Reply
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• Anonymous

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  Sep 25, 2012, 1:28 am 0 Reply
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