Placebo Media News! Caution: Red Alert, Large Terrorist COW at Large
Sovereignindependent.co.uk -
Operation overkill: Police armed with sub-machine guns stalk streets hunting for a runaway COW
By Jaya Narain – Daily Mail -
Police said concern for safety of the public was behind decision to ‘humanely destroy’ the cow
Above: Daisy bin Laden, the escaped enemy carbon hoofprint cow illegally flatulating methane.
Local residents said response was ‘over the top
Wearing body armour and helmets and brandishing sub-machine guns, these police officers are leaving nothing to chance as they hunt down their quarry.
Is it a cornered knife maniac they are about to confront – or a bank robber toting a sawn-off shotgun?
Er, no. They’re up against an escaped cow – a terrified young heifer which has made a dash for freedom from a livestock market.
Follow the full brain taxing Daily Sale story here below. Warning: contains graphic photos of armed jobsworth stalkers and terrorised farmers which may offend sensitive green vegans:
The cow on death row protested her innocence and before facing the firing squad argued that she was acting on her natural survival instinct. She nodded to the sky and asked why the militarised police were not shooting down the enemy chemtrailers silently bombing the earth with poisons. The mass of black uniformed hardware, the placebo media and the general public all responded in unison with the same mantra …“HUH”!?
Daisy then quoted the enlightened Archbishop Henry Kissinger who is the overarching spiritual leader of the global army.
“Military men are dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy.”
There was no response so she quoted their pope General Albert Pike from his bible Morals and Dogma.
“A nation or world of people who will not use their intelligence are no better than animals who do not have intelligence. Such people are steaks on the table and beasts of burden by choice and consent”.
Sadly the lower animals opened fire on this wise bovine Darwinian sage as the general public continued to be milked of their cash to pay for their own slaughter beneath a normal chemtrailed sky.
…HUH!?…said all the dumb stupid animals.
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2012-10-08 17:02:52
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