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4 Mobile Homes That Put Most Houses To Shame
Traditionally, living in a car is a lifestyle that only serial killers and mystery-solving college dropouts enjoy. But, if your blood type is money and you dream of having to spend every night looking for a place to park your house, these four trailers are the answer you’ve been searching for, and without exception they are all infinitely nicer than the one-bedroom carpet stain the rest of us cry ourselves to sleep in.
#4. Volkner Performance Bus
Priced at a mere $1.9 million, the Volkner Mobil Performance Bus combines all of the comforts of palatial luxury with the joy of owning a condo that can be stolen by a crackhead with a brick. This 40-foot-long impulse purchase of a first-round NBA draft pick features leather sofas, a home theater entertainment system and a full-size kitchen, because for some reason they figured that a person buying this bus would be interested in preparing their own meals. It even has a secret compartment underneath to store a sports car, because the Volkner designers evidently got all of their engineering textbooks from a pile of G.I. Joes at a Wayne Manor garage sale.
Volkner Mobil
“If you’re going to have a big obnoxious car, why not have it carry a little obnoxious car?”
#3. The Wothahellizat
Built by Australian photographer Rob Gray for his trips through the Outback, the Wothahellizat (say that aloud and you’ll get it) has all of the furnishings of a luxury beach house and is designed to carry enough supplies to last three months, making it the perfect place to store Johnny Depp during the harsh location shoots of some bullshit pirate movie.
Rob Gray
It’d also make a great vacation home for Jawas.
The Wothahellizat has a separate kitchen, bedroom and sitting room, and even a collapsible back porch. The whole thing is covered in an armored shell, and is complete with a garage built to hold a motorcycle, because it is a matter of international law that everything Australian be relatable to The Road Warrior within one to two steps.
Rob Gray
“Oh wow, the apocalypse is lovely from up here.”
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