Irish State-Owned Children
Sovereign Independent UK -
An Irishman abroad.
To celebrate Ireland’s fall to Communism in the wake of a successful totalitarian indoctrination campaign paid for by the Irish themselves, the all-party Communist regime has been kind enough to give the Irish people a new red flag. The Irish region of the Global Communist government will shortly commence harvesting children from Irish ex-parents who have now wisely handed these children over to the Communist State to be used as the State feels fit. The wise decision was made for the children’s safety and security. The armed Stasi, formerly known as the Gardai will shortly appear in force in full riot gear at the doors of Irish ex-families to claim said children on behalf of the State as requested by the ex-family members. Anyone found objecting to the abduction will be branded with a Soviet-inspired slogan such as conspiracy-theorist or climate denier, and herds of State-owned children will be trained to pour kettles of boiling water over any schoolteachers found contaminating State children with old-fashioned ideas. Children will be trained to kill off such dissidents and will force their schoolteachers to chant self-humiliating depopulation verses from our chairman’s Little Green Book during torture sessions. Children will join the Irish Red Army from the age of seven upwards and will receive excellent military training in order to eliminate bad thoughts especially in the heads of their spiritually-polluted ex-parents and out-dated teachers. Ireland will follow the model of China from now on as recommended by the respected and honourable chairmen of The Club of Rome who gave us their sublime manifesto The First Global Revolution. Sterilisations, forced abortions, euthanasia, infanticide, and other population-reduction techniques will be applied together with a desirable one-child policy leading as soon as possible to the absence of the child menace. Future fitter generations will enjoy an island in the European Soviet Bloc cleansed of potatoes and white chimpanzees and restocked with superior Darwinian wild animals for trophy hunting. Communist Ireland is proud to join our collective known as the P.I.I.G.S, Portugal, Italy, Ireland, Greece and Spain, all once fiery rebellious traditional cultures – their lines of people now all queue up to us for Communist castration and food parcels. Pulling the wool over eyes and the rug from under feet has been an enormous success. Soviet sloganeering works, ask any Celtic Tiger dupe or carbon footprint zealot. Thank you comrades for your children, we will put them to good use and promise to be your benevolent albeit despotic feudal overlords. Some of you will be duly transitioned on to our collective farms and allotments to stock the food parcel depots, the rest of you will be collectively but humanely culled in the interest of population sustainability. Communist Ireland, by voting yes in the Children’s Referendum has proved its infinite loyalty to Global Communism. The Irish Communist media has been a useful and obedient tool but can now expect severe austerity cutbacks which you will appreciate is necessary. We thank the Irish placebo media for making the Irish residual mass a debased, shockproof, sex-obsessed and insultproof pre-soviet collective. Dissident disloyal reporters in future will be the first to be rounded up and sent to the Gulags. Freedom of the press or of speech will not be tolerated. Dormant coal mines in Castlecomer and Arigna, Roscommon will be reopened as Gulags and brought back into full production, as will the disused copper mines in Avoca Wicklow. We are proud to colonise this rich and attractive region on your behalf. All raw materials will be exported to the Far East. This may include human resources. The rest of the ex-country will be post-democratic and post-industrial. On behalf of our financiers we thank this once rebellious Peoples Republic of Ireland for its obedience in seeing the errors of its old-fashioned ways, and for allowing us to inject the drug of fluoride into the water supply for over 40 years much to the delight of our all-in-one-party Irish State working diligently towards a harmonised sensible One World Communist Order. We, your new global family, look forward to giving you, everything you rightfully deserve in the very near future and we thank you for mocking the conspiracy theorists. Global Communism is proud of your loyal and ongoing support.
From our Most High and Honourable Chairman – on behalf of Global Communism Ireland.
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2012-11-13 18:40:41
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