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A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order.

Friday, December 7, 2012 14:53
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A trucker
came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order.

 

He said I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.’
The brand
new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said
to the cook,
‘This guy
out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
running boards…..
What does
he think this place is an auto parts store?’

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up;

and a
pair of running boards… Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

‘Oh… OK!’ said the blonde.

She
thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans
and gave
it to the customer.

The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’
 

I LOVE
THIS ONE
…….

 

She replied,

‘I
thought while you were waiting for the
flat tires, headlights and running boards, you
might as well gas up!’

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