Satirical Business Opportunity – Recycling Worth the Paper It’s Written On!
Sovereign Independent UK -
By Joe Scanlan – Environmental Correspondent – Sovereign Independent UK -
Business opportunity:
Lorry drivers wanted to collect container loads of EU treaties, mandates and documents from China Shipping for shredding into pulp and turning into paper briquettes.
Job description: This is a lucrative business opportunity. There is adequate raw material to potentially heat every home in Ireland. The briquettes may also be used for cooking.
Who Can Apply? This is an equal opportunities position, however, those with any past involvement in fraud, corruption, treason, embezzlement, theft, robbery, swindling, mendacity or usury need not apply. The position is open to prisoners of conscience.
The Future’s bright – The Future’s A-Range: Say yes to recovery! Say yes to jobs! Say yes to children! Say yes to paper! Say yes to the Euro-briquette!
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2012-12-03 08:40:58
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