Eight Thoughts to Ponder….**
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Subject: Eight Thoughts to
Ponder….**
Ponder….**
Number 8
– Life is sexually transmitted.
– Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
– Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
– Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
– Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They can’t tell them apart.If you
see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
– Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They can’t tell them apart.If you
see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
– Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to usethe
Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
– Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to usethe
Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
– Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying
of nothing.
– Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying
of nothing.
Number 3
– All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
– All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 2
– In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
– In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And
Number 1 — Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might
burn your ass tomorrow.
Number 1 — Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might
burn your ass tomorrow.
And as
someone recently said to me: “Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last
that long.”
someone recently said to me: “Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last
that long.”
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