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New Mexico trucker Donald Jones, 58, is in trouble with authorities for trying to pay for sex with his McDonald’s meal and we are sure McDonald’s Corp is not happy with the publicity.
Jones was observed driving by undercover police in an area known for prostitution. Authorities observed a woman get into Jones’ truck and then after sometime go through the McDonald’s drive through. The car was stopped as it proceeded to a local park.
When the police approached the car the alleged prostitute did not have her pants on – we aren’t sure if she took them off so she wouldn’t burn herself with McDonald’s legendary hot coffee.
Nonetheless, the alleged hooker quickly pulled her pants up and informed police that she agreed to have sex with Jones and instead of dinero accepted a McDonalds’ meal. We aren’t sure if Jones agreed to buy her unlimited Happy Meal’s.
Jones and the alleged prostitute have been arrested. Illegal narcotics were found in Jones’ car when it was searched.
Published in Latino Daily News
2013-04-15 14:16:31
” New Mexico Man Attempts to Pay Prostitute with McDonald Meal ”
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He just naturally assumed that a happy meal was fair exchange for a happy ending.