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Top Ten Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed To Obama’s Health Care Plan:

Saturday, April 20, 2013 10:01
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TOP TEN
INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO
OBAMA’S
HEALTH CARE PLAN:

   (10) Your
annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

 
  (9) Directions
to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer
park.”

 
  (8) The tongue
depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

 
  (7) The only
proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

   (6) The only
item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”

 
  (5) Your
primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

  (4) “The patient
is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a
typographical error.

  (3) The only expense
covered 100% is….  “Embalming.”

  
(2) Your Prozac
comes in different colors with little M’s on them.

 
AND THE NUMBER ONE
SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and
they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape

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is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy.”………
Winston Churchill

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