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Satire: “Scalia Offers to Help Pope Judge Gays”

Wednesday, July 31, 2013 0:06
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“Scalia Offers to Help Pope Judge Gays”
by Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to Pope Francis’s suggestion that the Pope is not capable of judging gays, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia contacted the Vatican today to say that he would be “more than happy” to help the Pontiff do so. “If he’s having trouble judging homosexuals, well, then I’m his man,” Scalia told reporters after making his offer. “I have over a quarter century of professional experience.”

Justice Scalia said that he was sympathetic to Pope Francis’s difficulty in judging gays, but added, “Once he spends a few weeks watching the master at work, I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it.” “I wasn’t great at judging homosexuals my first year in the job, either,” he said. “But now I can do it without thinking.” Justice Scalia said that once Pope Francis feels confident about his ability to judge gays, he would help the Pontiff learn how to judge minorities and women.”



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