Talking dog …
Saturday, January 18, 2014 7:25
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Talking dog …
A man walks into a bar with a dog. Bartender says “No pets in here.” Man says “This isn’t a pet. He can talk.”
“Prove it,” challenges the bartender.
Man turns to the dog. “What’s the top part of a house?”
“Roof!”
“What’s the opposite of smooth?”
“Rough!”
“Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
“Ruth!”
“All right, you’re outta here!” yells the bartender, and throws both man and dog out into the street.
Dusting themselves off, the dog turns to the man and says “Do you think I should have said ‘DiMaggio’?”
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