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How to Creatively Get Stoned During the Super “Doobie” Bowl

Saturday, February 1, 2014 22:03
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On Sunday, millions of Americans will sit on couches, drink themselves into oblivion, and watch grown men fight for the Title. As you’ve likely heard, the two teams facing off hail from America’s first to legal weed states, in Washington and Colorado.

And while marijuana is an obvious subplot to thits  Super Bowl–it’s been deemed the “Doobie Bowl”, the “Smoke-A-Bowl” and all the other cliches you can imagine–you can bet that the broadcast will not include the words “weed”, “marijuana”, or “cannabis”. That would piss of Budweiser, and pretty much every other major Super Bowl advertiser.

But while Alchies have a ton of games to choose from (Beer Pong, Jackass, Quarters, Flip Cup, etc.), there simply isn’t an entertaining game out there for stoners. Aside from Chicago and “milk the shit out of that bong”, smoking games don’t really exist.

Until now. Because it’s only right that America’s stoners–or those that would rather get faded than blacked out–have their own game to play. Here’s how you can turn this came into a real Stoner Bowl:

What You’ll Need (for every 8 people): An ounce of weed (preferably good weed), a 1/4 ounce of Hash (see: Dabs), a pack of rolling papers, a pack of Dutches, a bowl, and a Bong. A homemade Gravity Bong. And some bottles of water.

How to Get Started: Roll 10 joints, 5 blunts, place the bong in front of one person, and place the bowl in front of the person equidistant from the Bong. Then you’re ready to burn. Split up into two teams–half the group gets the Broncos, half the group gets the Seahawks.

Unlike drinking games–where the opposite team gets punished when your team succeeds–you get rewarded for your teams play in this game. When your team scores or does something notable, the Kush goes to you.

The Rules

Field Goal or Turnover: Spark a Joint.

Sack: Smoke a bowl

Offensive Touchdown: Bong Rips

Defensive Touchdown/Special Teams TD: Spark a Blunt

50+ Yard (Offensive) Touchdown: Gravity Bong Hits all around

Universal Rules

“Omaha”: Every time Peyton Manning says Omaha, the last person to yell “STEAK” has to chug a glass of Chocolate Milk.

BUDweiser Commercial: Every time there’s a Budweiser commercial, nose goes. Last one must hit the bong.

“WIIIIIILSON”: If the announcers mention Seattle’s Phish and Wilson chant, the last person to say “Tweezer” has to do a bong rip filled with hash.

Unlike the aforementioned drinking games–which could cause you to lose your dinner and your dignity–the only consequence from this game is a wicked case of the munchies, some red eyes, and a dry mouth. But that’s nothing Buffalo Wings, Visine, and

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Source: http://truthisscary.com/2014/02/how-to-creatively-get-stoned-during-the-super-doobie-bowl/

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