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Obama’s the Antichrist and he’s doing nothing against Putin.
Putin knows Obama’s the Antichrist.
He knows (he has all the info he’s an ex-KGB spy-agent) Chicago’s Lottery drew 666 in Obama’s hometown Chicago the day after Obama’s election which makes Obama to be the Antichrist so Obama’s toast now and the ultimatum is tomorrow morning 5 AM in Ukraine which means 9 PM New York Eastern time.
Can you deny Obama’s the Antichrist?
Belief Watch: Is Obama the Antichrist?
On Nov. 5, Todd Strandberg was at his desk, fielding E-mails from around the world. As the editor and founder of RaptureReady.com, his job is to track current events and link them to biblical prophecy in hopes of maintaining his status as “the eBay of prophecy,” the best source online for predictions and calculations concerning the end of the world. Already Barack Obama had drawn the attention of apocalypse watchers after an anonymous e-mail circulated among conservative Christians in October implying that he was the Antichrist. Former “Saturday Night Live” ingénue Victoria Jackson fueled the fire when, according to news reports, she wrote on her Web site that Obama “bears traits that resemble the anti-Christ.” Now Strandberg was receiving up-to-the-minute news from his constituents in Illinois. One of the winning lottery numbers in the president-elect’s home state was 666— which, as everyone knows, is the sign of the Beast (also known as the Antichrist). “It is very eerie, and I take it for a sign as to who he really is,” wrote one of Strandberg’s correspondents.
Ever since Jesus Christ was crucified and, according to the Gospels, rose again in glory, his followers have been anticipating the end of history—the time when their Lord will return to earth and reign for a thousand years. The question has always been when. Most Christians don’t worry about the end too much; it’s an abstract concept, a theological puzzle for late-night pondering. A few, however, have always believed that it is coming—and soon. Millennialist movements, as they’re called, gain prominence especially when the world grows chaotic, during wars and at the turn of every century. According to a 2006 study by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life, a third of white evangelicals believe the world will end in their lifetimes. These mostly conservative Christians believe a great battle is imminent. After years of tribulation—natural disasters, other cataclysms (such as the collapse of financial markets)—God’s armies will vanquish armies led by the Antichrist himself. He will be a sweet-talking world leader who gathers governments and economies under his command to further his own evil agenda. In this world view, “the spread of secular progressive ideas is a prelude to the enslavement of mankind,” explains Richard Landes, former director of the Center for Millennial Studies at Boston University.
No wonder, then, that Obama triggers such fear in the hearts of America’s millennialist Christians. Mat Staver, dean of Liberty University’s law school, says he does not believe Obama is the Antichrist, but he can see how others might. Obama’s own use of religious rhetoric belies his liberal positions on abortion and traditional marriage, Staver says, positions that “religious conservatives believe will threaten their freedom.” The people who believe Obama is the Antichrist are perhaps jumping to conclusions, but they’re not nuts: “They are expressing a concern and a fear that is widely shared,” Staver says.
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If you reveal Obama’s the Antichrist you’ll be saved so don’t lose time.
Go and reveal him everywhere to the whole world even China. Do it now and fast.
Uploaded on Nov 8, 2008
The winning lottery number for Obama’s home state of Illinos was 666 on the day after his win for the White House.
Nothing is a mistake with God. Barack Hussein Obama may not be the anti-christ, but he certainly has the spirit of anti-christ. I don’t approve of the lottery. I’ve never played it, but God will speak to people on their own level and in their terms. He is giving the signs to those who have ears to hear.
The number 666 has been so stigmatized in our culture that most everyone knows it is a mark of evil. We should listen, God is trying to tell us something.
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So is this going to be just like all the other apocalypses you predicted?
http://geirsmith.wikidot.com/prophecies
I think your Mayan 2012 apocalypse was my favorite. Maybe you should release a greatest hits album.
Beware of false christs they’ll take you to hell.
This is the Apocalypse.
Don’t lose one second and do what I say.
False christs who might, say, I don’t know, incorrectly announce the apocalypse dozens of time, and insist that people do what they say because they are the Messiah?
I thought you’d got past all this and were focusing on the birther stuff. What happened?
A false Christ cannot “call” and “break” the apocalypse in one motion.
You’ve been here long enough Brother Geeper.
Can you not see the power in motion?
When he works out how to send an email to China, truly his power will be complete.
Do you think Obama’s the Antichrist like I do?
Both Jonathan Kleck and Jack Van Impe have likewise said Obama’s the Antichrist.
Now Obama’s beaten by Putin in Ukraine and we should use that chance to hit while he’s down. Reveal him to the world right now. What do you say?
Ready to roll?
Pass this on the all your friends and tell them to contact me too, just like you did.
Quote Geeper:
“When he works out how to send an email to China, truly his power will be complete.”
I am putting the envelope to my temple… There is an answer…
“To truly hit the ball…. you must be the club”
I see that one went right over a few heads, Merkin, do you get that often? What’s that saying about horses being the one to decide who’s thirsty?
“Apocalypse’s 9 PM TONIGHT”
Will that be before the weather and sports, or after?
No one knows the day or the hour……….
You’re still a blooming idiot KOS.
Wait, 9pm est or pacific?
Because its 8:55 pm now, so I should probably head to a different time zone?
HELP ME
WHEN IS THE END???? 9:05? 9 on the nose?
Wait…857….I will pray for shambhalas help!
You think you’ve got difficulties king 2.0? It’s the bleeding fourth where i’m sitting, mid afternoon! Beautiful early Autumn (Fall) day (75-80°F)
Hold on, I am trying to explain to the Tallahassee Detective why my car crashed with 8 feral cats, and one of them raped to death.
That is my difficulty
Was my disdain for potty humour not obvious enough? Did i mention cats? I full well know why KoS lives in france.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHEN IS IT DUDE HELP I HAVE LOTS OF FERAL CATS I NEED TO TAKE
ONLY FUGGING 2 MINS HELP ME
Maybe I have time to sex a cat first…
FACK!
Bought a last minute airplane ticket to Rio De Janero for 4,000 grand.
YOU BETTER BE RIGHT SMITH
Alright look dude.
It is 9:01, and nothing has exploded except my car that I drove into a wall because my car is filled with feral cats because we were on our way yo Rio de Janero because YOU freakin said the world was going to end.
Oh yea, and one of my cats died because I tried to have sex with it, WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU STOP ME?
I mean come on, do you think the police believed this story? Hell no. I got to wait here with my smashed in Hyundai while a detective comes.
They keep making a big deal about the dead cat, saying its not legal to have sex with a cat?
and I lost 4,000 dollars.
Where the hell is the Apocalypse?
It seriously better get here before I have to talk to this prick detective about my Hyundai, feral cats NOW tearing up my leather upholstery, and a dead raped cat.
Dude.
You dont want me to come looking for you
I just got back from having a tooth pulled, old age is so dignified, need i have bothered?
Surely i could have sucked it up till 9PM.
Past 9pm, no Apocolypse.
Shocked Geir was wrong again….. SAID NO ONE EVER