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I figured out the Noah movie…
This post I figured out the Noah movie… originally appeared on Truth About Bills
(FYI, the absolute best, IMHO, is Erick Erickson’s hysterical review at RedState, in which he says “I am not kidding.” about a hundred times as he takes you step-by-step through the magical creatures, inexplicably out-of-character decisions by various people, unicorn genocide, and other oddities.)
Well, I think I figured it out.
Critters made of stone with unknown motivations? An adorably dorky (or, adorkable, if this were a Tumblr blog) girl with reddish brown hair who causes major conflict when she wants to get married? Sudden extreme weather causing massive devastation?
They’re remaking Frozen.
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| Rock monsters…errrr, trolls |
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| Did she pick up this tool on Tinder? Geez. |
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| A snowstorm is just a frozen flood, basically. |
Can you blame them? The animated film responsible for getting “Let It Go” stuck in everyone’s heads for months has earned over a billion dollars worldwide and DVD sales just began.
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| Hollywood: Recycling the same old crap since 1912. |
UPDATE: Thanks to Bryan Preston at PJ Media for the link: Two Awesome Takes on the Noah Movie
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