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Why Life Experience is Ten Times Better Than a Degree

Sunday, March 16, 2014 23:24
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Robbers entereds entered a small  town bank and one of them shouted: “Don’t move! This is a robbery!”

One of the robbers calmly told the bank’s customers, “the money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you.”

Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic.

This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence can make everyone change their world view.

One woman lay on the floor in a provocative manner. The gentleman robber approached her saying, ” Ma’am, this is a robbery not a rape. Please behave accordingly.”

This is an example of how to behave professionally, and focus on the goal.

While running from the bank the young robber (who had a college degree) said to the older robber (who barely finished elementary school):

“Hey, maybe we should count how much we stole.” The older man replied: “Don’t be stupid.

It’s a lot of money so let’s wait for the news and find how much money the bank says was taken.”

Another example of how life experience is more important than a degree.

After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his accountant: “Let’s call the cops.” The accountant said:

“Okay, but, before we do that let’s add the $800,000 to the robbery of that we took for ourselves a few months ago and just say that it was stolen.”

Taking advantage of an opportunity.

The following day it was reported in the news that the bank was robbed of $3 million.

The robbers counted the money, but they found only $1 million so they started to grumble.

“We risked our lives for $1 million, while the bank’s management robbed two million dollars without blinking?

Maybe it’s better to learn how to work the system, instead of being a simple robber.”

Knowledge can be more useful than power.

Moral: Give a person a gun, and he can rob a bank .

Give a person a bank, and he can rob everyone.

 

 

 

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