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Let It Be Known! We Now Know How To Ensure The Human Race Lives On Forever.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 15:20
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You read that right folks. I have recently become aware of this fact here; sitting on my couch, a few short minutes ago. I have figured out how to continue the human race, forever.

Yes, long after we killed our planet or our sun has completed it supernova, the human race can live on.

How could this be possible? Very easy my good friends…  We merely have to send, with one way tickets to the over 50 Earth-like planets in other galaxies, the closes catalyst to humans. And we, as humans, can currently do this without risk to any one human being’s life.

Here’s how:

First, target the DNA sequence with the closest match to the human.

Second find a group of other animals to attempt to ensure a more suitable ecosystem.

This most likely would be a chimpanzee and some others scientifically chosen animals. This would not be unlike Noah’s Ark.

But whatever animals we choose, we merely send them out to those other planets. That’s it.

What? Do you not get it?

Don’t you know that the human race came from survival of the fittest, positive; random mutations and other forms of Evolution?

Don’t you see now? After we send out 20-50 Chimpanzees and other animals to those inhabitable atmospheres, then just a few million years later we will have successfully planted Humans on that planet.

Ya Ya . . .Just like God -er er er er WHAT!?

If you believe in Evolution, then you believe in the above scenario.

End of discussion my good friend.

 

Ordinary Human

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