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IS AMERICA TOO BIG TO FAIL. (SATIRE)

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 17:04
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                                           IS AMERICA TOO BIG TO FAIL.

 

 

This was the question asked at the Chinese luncheon held at the  Beijing premier restaurant the Dolocnow Club.

 

Of the 400 invited guests and spouses those from the military and economic sectors were in about equal numbers with Russian embassy guests and government spooks making up the rest.

 

The first to speak was the military big brass commander General Nocongrou.

He spoke for a while using stats and showed before and after pics.

 

The economic guru of the East was next. His name was Cheuonli and he said in a nutshell that  the world is not really overpopulated but 300 million less mouths to feed should not present any real economic distraction. He went further and said that the 300 million human economic units he is talking about can be readily replaced by  an already existent billion from the third world, with the added bonus that  as a result the 300 million would reappear in a generation.

 

Speakers from the invited embassy highlighted the ready markets that would emerge without the current enslavement to the dollar as people had more of their own currencies to spend instead of having to buy US dollars. Everyone was in agreement.

 

A 4 point plan was presented by the Russian diplomat who shall remain nameless, giving a gradual withdrawal from the dollar and boosted by economic sanctions which though seemingly harsh at first was agreed was in the best interests of the other 95% of the worlds population, given a rapid collapse scenario in the west as enabling a much needed faster transition globally.  It was put to a vote and after the Chicken Kiev, the final dish, it was adopted unanimously.

 

 
 

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