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The Man from Kenya Calls for More immigration!
In a wonderful show of compassion for the poor and the suffering, Barack Obama has declared that he is going to throw open the doors of America to one million people. And that’s just one year. He wants to double that number of people every year from here on out, until the equity of poor in America is on a par with the rest of the world.
“It is not an arms race,” declared the prosaic Mr. Obama, “But a ‘poor’ race.”
Simply, America must have as many poor as the other countries of the world. this is the only way to achieve true equality.
Russia and Cuba have pledged their assistance to Mr. Obama, promising to throw open their prison doors and allow a flood of uneducated people, people ripe for welfare, to come to America.
Iran and Iraq have promised to talk to their terrorists and tell them not to take advantage of this opportunity and strap bombs to themselves and jump on planes.
Mr. Obama, referring to his own immigrant status, stated: “This is the land of plenty. Plenty of welfare. And there is no reason why we can’t lead the world in giving away money from the rich. Why,, look at me, I came from Kenya many years ago, and i have worked my way to the top, and it is only right that I help others like me!”
When questioned concerning the constitutionality of an executive order for one million immigrants, Mr. Barack said, “Bosh. That constitution stuff is fine for the masses, but not for somebody who really knows what he is doing.”
When Republicans in the house stated they weren’t comfortable with such a proposal, Mr. Barack said: “It’s always those Republicans that are standing int he way of the poor. If it wasn’t for the Republicans everything would be free, and everybody would be rich!”
Later in his statement President Obama promised to write an Executive Order transferring the Senate to FEMA camp #10 (the one above Anchorage).
Have you read ‘The Bomber’s Story?’ Now that’s the real thing, a fascinating story of global corruption, and how one man goes insane when he finds out what he is actually doing as an American citizen.
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He’s a madman!
And you are a halfwit to believe everything you read.
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses, yearning to breath free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore
We have a new 4.5 mil process center at the edge of my small town, it is protected by 10 ft bar fence with sharp spears pointing out …for decoration? It has double gated entry for busses.It is well known in town that no one has been detained there since opening. The agents in the area have all but vanished in the past week or so…heading south for the summer? I am 2000 miles north of border although I can see Canadian border from my kitchen window out in the straits….It should be obvious to all that they have been planing to disperse ” refugees” throughout the US for years…which do yo prefer CAN AMER ICO. or. MEX AMERI CAN…can you say North American Union?
Fake stories reported as real news is a very traitorous thing!
haha! That’s what they deserve! Do it Obama, do it! Send the senate to the concentration camps…
hooooooooly mackerel!