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Top 10 Celebrities with Uncut Dicks

Monday, July 21, 2014 19:49

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Here are 10 celebrities who we are 100% certain are intact. 70% of the world’s population still has an uncut shaft. In fact, there is a club on Facebook and on the internet that is titled “Celebrities against Circumcision”.

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10. Alexander Skarsgård

Sixth season of True Blood came to an end with a naked Alexander Skarsgard reading a book on a Swedish mountain. Bursting into flames and stumbling out of a beach chair with his flaccid crotch in full view of HBO’s cameras. Immediately, we saw what we long suspected – he was intact. Everyone else saw it too and many, mostly women, registered their opinions with the Twitter clearing house of breathless reactions and bluntly-stated opinions – disappointed to say the least.

9. Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio was caught skinny dipping in 1998, and the press tried to publish the photos of him, but his lawyers put an end to that. They ended up being leaked onto the Internet anyway, nothing that he should be afraid of. What it did capture was his semi as well revealed that he was intact.

8. Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen started a 50 min webcast called “Sheen’s Korner,” which is exactly like it sounds. He did news stories about “winners” including an eagle that flew into a window and survived. He talked about people that wished they were him, like Dr. Drew and Nacy Grace, and keeps talking about making Major League 3…which already exists. During one of the segments of the show Sheen revealed that he was intact and proud of it.

7. Colin Farrell

In a sit-down interview, the intact actor shared his opinion on the subject. “People say, “It’s much cleaner to have no *****.” What, have you never heard of a [...] shower? Of Q-Tips? Whatever you want to do it, just clean the [...] thing.” A video was also leaked of him in an intimate position with an underage woman. That video was also confirmation of the fact he was intact.

6. Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe is an English actor. He is best known for his part of Harry, in the Harry Potter movie series. He has also starred in Broadway plays. In one of the plays, he bared it all and revealed a bushy uncut love rod.