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Cats as the defense against the Alva consciencness. Meow!

Sunday, August 17, 2014 19:53
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It is been some years now since I saw the first article on before its news… But it made a great deal of sense at the time… I’ve always understood cats to be our familiars for a reason, That reason is because they’re protecting us from something, That something might be the archons or it might be alva consciousness, But whatever it is, it’s our enemy, and cats having formed a symbiotic relationship with us love us…. Hell not having Thumbs, the cats would appreciate that we can open cans of wet cat food. The truth be told I’m usually friends with anybody that would feed me, right?. And Meow Mix cat crunchies are so good… Just ask any cat.

 So I keep many of them around because they’re really helpful little critters… no micealso To speak of…

 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it..

DEN

 P.S.my cat Alley agrees

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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    P.P.S..

    Alley informs me that cats only tollerate humans… (but I thinkk she’s joshin’ me)

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