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ISIS Suicide Bombing Instructor Blows up Class By Accident: Feel-Good Story of 2014
By Rodney Lee Conover
“Now I can only show you this once…” Who says there’s only bad news in the papers?
In a terrorists training facility just north of Bagdad, an ISIS commander who was teaching 21 trainees how to successfully blow themselves up, apparently is – or should I say ‘was’ – a stickler for details: He blew them all to smithereens by detonating a suicide belt loaded with explosives.
Right about now you’re probably wondering if this were true, who reported the story? I don’t know, but here’s how the Belfast Telegraph reported it:
Raad Hashim, who works at a liquor store near the site of the bombing, burst out laughing. “This is so funny,” he said. “It shows how stupid they are, those dogs and sons of dogs.”
On a more serious note, he added: “It also gives me pain, as I remember all the innocent people that were killed here.”
“This is God showing justice. This is God sending a message to the bad people and the criminals in the world, to tell them to stop the injustice and to bring peace. Evil will not win in the end. It’s always life that wins over death.
Another local told the newspaper: “I heard this today when my friend rang me in the afternoon to tell me about it. He was so happy as if he was getting married, which made me happy as well.
“I hope that their graves burn and all the rest of them burn as well. I was not happy with the number killed, though: I wanted more of them to die, as I remember my friend who was killed by a suicide bomber in 2007.”
A further 15 people were wounded in the explosion, according to police and army officials, which took place at a compound situated in the northeastern Salahuddin Province.
The instructor was not named, but was described to the NYT by an Iraqi Army officer as a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”
Leave it to the Irish to make this warm-hearted – but I love it. Virgins for everybody!
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Source: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/isis-suicide-bombing-instructor-blows-up-class-by-accident-feel-good-story-of-2014_082014
He doesn’t have the guts to do that again
This is a FAKE story…just like other fake stories floating around the net…all created by the rightwing christian lunatics on welfare who have too much free time on their hands…
There was another fake story about Hamas claiming ‘Their(Israelis) god changed the direction of our rockets’.
The stupid christian zionist who created that fake story did even know that Hamas and ALL 2 billion muslims believe that the Jewish and Muslim God is the SAME God…so Hamas, not even in a million years, could have said the above.
Thats how we know that a christian zionist moron created that fake story because even Jews living in Israel KNOW that muslims believe in the same God. Torah is the 1st book muslims accept as a holy book.
Similarly, another fake story is the suicide bombing instructor…this recycles every month…with new names and new location but the gist of the it remains the same…
Christian idiots keep getting happy after reading these fake stories and the muslims keep marching on to conqure new terrority!..lol
Karma at its best.
Karma at its best!
BEST NEWS I’ve heard all day. Too funny to say the least, I guess he was not as smart as he thought he was. The only bad thing I can think of at this point is, he didn’t kill more of them. How’s that Allah/SATAN cat working out for you now you fricken punk assed demons in the flesh. I’ll bet he’s wishing for him some cold refreshments about right now. I guess KARMA really has its place in life, or another way of looking at this is less bullets being expended from our resources, a few left over for the next bunch of idiots desiring to meet their allah/father/SATAN in the after life, and that’s not a bad thing at all, it couldn’t have happened to a better bunch, lets pray a few more of these deranged idiots fall for the trick. Heay, do they still qualify for the 72-virgins? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorah.
Semper Fi.