Katy Perry: ‘I Want To Join The Illuminati’

Not for any dark or sinister reason, however, but because she finds the idea of joining the cult “exciting”.

Of course, the singer has been rumoured – at least random and paranoid members of the internet community – to already be a member of said cult.

Following her performance of “Dark Horse” at the Grammys in January, news site (well…) Infowars headlined its review of her show as ‘Illuminati priestess conducts witchcraft ceremony in front of the entire world.’

“If the Illuminati exist, I would like to be invited,” Perry told Rolling Stone. “I see all that s**t and I’m like: ‘Come on, let me in! I want to be in the club.’”