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An interview with D. Neumann
That producer from BBC never called back, so I decided to interview myself. Here goes;
D: Why do you call your blog Falling Downs?
D: Because it's a 100 year old farmstead that is literally falling down. Thought I'd borrow the…
D: Ya ya, I get it… have you thought of fixing it up?
D: No, but the Farm Manager thinks about it all the time.
D: What's the deal with the Farm Manager?
D: No clue. Really smart Jewish chick. No idea what she's doing here.
D: Are you an actual hillbilly?
D: Well, there are some parts cars on the premises, and I am storing a car battery behind the door in the kitchen, which by the way, the Farm Manager hasn't noticed yet, but overall my hillbilly cred is probably on the light side.
D: Are you pot-addled?
D: Sometimes.
D: Do you swill beer?
D: Sometimes.
D: What about Junior?
D: What about Junior?
D: Union or non-union?
D: Union.
D: Israel or Palestine?
D: Jews and Arabs living together in peace.
D: Gay marriage?
D: Sorry, I'm spoken for.
D: Minimum wage?
D: I think $20/ hour is a reasonable goal. Everybody who wants to work is entitled to work, and nobody who works should live in poverty.
D: Obamacare?
D: Obama had the same fantasy that Hillary once had; to bring single payer universal health care to America. The health care lobby has showed them who's in charge.
D: War?
D: Never.
D: Peace?
D: The worst peace is better than the best war.
D: Thank you for your time, Mr. Neumann.
D: No problem.
Source: http://theviewfromfallingdowns.blogspot.com/2014/10/an-interview-with-d-neumann.html
