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Creepy Killer Clowns In California?? Real Reports of Evil, Mysterious Clowns Terrorizing People On the West Coast! (Video)
In the nearby city of Delano, a different creepy clown has been spotted. Some locals believe that they’re the same person, but according to the Wasco Clown’s Instagram caption, “there’s more than one of us we’re all over.” We’re all over?? Shudder. That is not OK. Residents have no idea what the clowns are doing or why they’re suddenly a thing, and they remain divided on their enthusiasm for evil death clowns. —From the YouTube Channel
Seriously? I saw this title and thought it had to be a joke, but apparently it is very creepy and real! A kid even claimed to have been chased down the street by a clown with an ax! Is this weird or what?
Reports of Mysterious Clowns Terrorizing People
From the YouTube Channel:
If you have a fear of clowns, even a little bit, turn away now. Seriously, do not continue reading. There appears to be an epidemic happening on the West Coast, and it’s worse than your worst nightmare. Creepy, evil-looking clowns are roaming the streets of Wasco, California at night, and nobody knows why. They even have an Instagram account, and judging by the ominous captions, their intentions might be malicious. So, to repeat, there are terrifying clowns lurking the streets of California at night who may or may not want to hurt people. Fantastic. According to LAist, the whole thing started with one clown in Wasco, CA. The lone figure first appeared on Oct. 1, walking around at night holding a cluster of multicolor balloons. And we’re not talking about a regular clown here, which would already be plenty frightening. No, we’re talking about something that looks like the son of that clown in Stephen King’s It and Michael Meyers from Halloween.
His pale white face is distorted with black pools for eyes and a permanent scowl (he kind of looks like Dick Cheney now that I think about it). This thing is creepy, menacing, and apparently inspirational. Seriously. Check out this guy. A creepy clown and the blood moon? I’m sorry, but that’s just too much. Residents of Wasco, before you pack up your stuff and GTFO of town, Wasco’s KGET 17 news team caught up with the man in the clown suit, who revealed that his clowning around was for a year-long photo project with his wife and that they’re not associated with any social media accounts featuring their photos. The man wished to remain anonymous (still creepy). But that didn’t stop copycats from cropping up, who may have less innocuous intentions.
In the nearby city of Delano, a different creepy clown has been spotted. Some locals believe that they’re the same person, but according to the Wasco Clown’s Instagram caption, “there’s more than one of us we’re all over.” We’re all over?? Shudder. That is not OK. Residents have no idea what the clowns are doing or why they’re suddenly a thing, and they remain divided on their enthusiasm for evil death clowns.
Juggalos.
The origins of the clown explain the fear many have. Think bozo hair. Then realize the split red hair evolved from horns. Hopi clowns are a good example of what a clown represents.
Till you find some of them people killed in cotton candy and now you will have a mass panic.
Can confirm. Drove past one last night
Reminds of the horror movie Killer Clowns from Space.
I am sure I am not the only one who saw it.
Hey Templar- how are you liking japan today?
Maybe some daddies need to go out and shoot these clown(s) in the butt with a shotgun loaded with bird shot.
It may give the terrorist clown(s) chasing children with axes a reason to take there @$$es home.
Or, to the hospital for lead poisoning.
It’s always ok to bring a gun to an ax fight.
One of the GREATEST cult movies ever made was the cult classic KILLER KLOWNS. It never went mainstream for some strange reason, but nonetheless a terrific clever take.
It never caught on like Romero’s Night Of The Living Dead. I sure would of like to have seen a sequel that would of spawned and tapped into the minds of the Chiodo brothers.
BREAKING NEWS! I just heard they might be making a sequel.
You forgot the N word you D bag.
Yes, you the Naive man/boy/child.
Quote: “Naive”
That’s not your go to word coward.
You know what it is little man.
You, Naive man/boy/child what do you call Negroes?
You use that word “negro” liberally behind a cowards mask just to be a douche bag and create division.
In short.. for clicks and kicks. You know what that makes you.
A table busser.
Quote: “A table busser.”
yepper… and a
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5LaTv4XcCE
to boot.
You, the N-boy, the Naive man/boy/child you use the B word don’t you when you like to berate Negroes.
You D-bag jerk. Stop looking down on Negroes!
Coward
Now there are real clowns out there, trying to do us in?
Well, bring ‘em on!!! 
I don’t live near your county, but what kind of men tolerate this?
it’s just the us congresswomen form california after a botox treatment ..