New-Agey Event Name Generator

Seems like every week I hear about a new portal/stargate/activation type of event from one channeler or another. I've started to notice some patterns in the names, so I decided to throw together an app that strings together the most popular new-agey buzzwords to save people the trouble of having to come up with their own names. Click the button below to give it a go!

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