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Merry Christmas from The Daily Sheeple: The Holiday Procrastinator’s Ultimate Gift Guide

Saturday, December 20, 2014 11:05

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First of all, yes, we said it. We said “Merry Christmas” because we get a little rush of holiday joy by being politically incorrect in an easily offended world.

Secondly… It’s almost here….are you finished with your Christmas shopping? Maybe you have just a few more gifts that need to be purchased. Perhaps you couldn’t figure out to buy for that last person or you haven’t had time or you just plain don’t want to go to the mall and deal with the other last minute shoppers.

For all of you holiday procrastinators dreading that trip to the mall, relax. You don’t have to go there. The Daily Sheeple is here for you with this round-up of our favorite Christmas guides.

Grab some hot chocolate and some Christmas cookies, sit down in your comfiest chair, and check out some of these awesome resources, all with handy links to order online.

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