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The Daily Sheeple’s Twelve Days of Christmas

Thursday, December 25, 2014 9:10
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On the first day of Christmas my government gave to me, a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the second day of Christmas my government gave to me, two more lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the third day of Christmas my government gave to me, three executive orders, two more lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the fourth day of Christmas my government gave to me, four piles of fake statistics, three executive orders,  two more lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the fifth day of Christmas my government gave to me,five major banking scandals, four piles of fake statistics, three executive orders, two more lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the sixth day of Christmas my government gave to me, six hopes gone from my future , five major banking scandals, four piles of fake statistics, three executive orders, two more lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the seventh day of Christmas my government gave to me, seven deaths by LEO’s ,six hopes gone from my future, five major banking scandals, four piles of fake statistics, three executive orders, two more lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the eighth day of Christmas my government gave to me, eight man-made diseases, seven deaths by LEO’s, six hopes gone from my future, five major banking scandals, four piles of fake statistics, three executive orders, two more lies and bullshit, and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the ninth day of Christmas my government gave to me, nine chances of a world war, eight man-made diseases,seven deaths by LEO’s, six hopes gone from my future, five major banking scandals, four piles of fake statistics, three executive orders, two more lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the tenth day of Christmas my government gave to me, ten mainstream sources lying, nine chances of a world war, eight man-made diseases, seven deaths by LEO’s, six hopes gone from my future, five major banking scandals, four piles of fake statistics, three executive orders, two more lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my government gave to me, eleven abuses of position, ten mainstream sources lying, nine chances of a world war, eight man-made diseases, seven deaths by LEO’s, six hopes gone from my future, five banking scandals, four piles of fake statistics, three executive orders, two lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my government gave to me, twelve civil right infringements, eleven abuses of position,ten mainstream sources lying, nine chances of a world war, eight man-made diseases, seven deaths by LEO’s, six hopes gone from my future, five banking scandals, four piles of fake statistics, three executive orders, two lies and bullshit and a multi-trillion dollar deficit.

God bless The American People…We Need All The Help We Can Get.

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Contributed by Chris Carrington of The Daily Sheeple.

Chris Carrington is a writer, researcher and lecturer with a background in science, technology and environmental studies. Chris is an editor for The Daily Sheeple. Wake the flock up!



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