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Top 10 Worst Insults You Can Say To Someone

Friday, December 19, 2014 6:34

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If you want to insult anyone then try any of these, just to see the result play out. But try it at your own risk and don’t blame us for teaching them to you. You may get a sudden kick on your face or a slap.

10. You are So Ugly, Hello Kitty Would Say You Goodbye If She Met You.

Hello Kit is a Japanese character that depicts a white Japanese bobtail cat with a red bow. The quote above is one of the worst insults you can tell a woman, especially a young girl. If someone is troubling you and if you want to make her feel angry at you, just say this and watch what happens next. It’s highly applicable to children too. If you say it to a grownup, you’re ought to be slapped in the face.

09. It Seems like Your Birth Certificate Was An Apology from the Condom Factory.

If you want to really own someone and insult a person who is repeatedly bothering you, then you can try using this insult to get them to stop. One of the best insulting quotes that you can say to anyone who is a nuisance. Once when I used the quote, the person (driving in same car as I) pulled over and gave me a sucker punch.

08. Suck Butter From My Ass (Spanish)

If you know someone that is Spanish, this is an ideal insult for them. If you can say it in Spanish, even better: “Chupe mantequilla de mi culo”. It’s a common saying that pretty much signifies damnit. If you say this to anyone who understands Spanish, you’re bound to escalate the argument even further. There are other variances of the phrase, including” “me cago en tus muertos” which means “I shit on your dead” or “Me cago en Dios “I shit on God”.

07. Better at sex than anyone? Now all you need is a partner.

I once had a friend who had the cockiest attitude you can find on the planet. He judges your relationships, before looking down at his own. He took 3 months to kiss his girl. She finallydumped his ass and moved on. So when he tried to tell me that he as better at sex than me; how comparative…I told him this. He was offended, but I disowned him qite nicely.

06. Did Anyone Leave Your Cage Open? How Did You Come There?

This insult is perfect for a person whom always comes unannounced and you want to get rid of…or better yet want to insult them so they get the picture. Comparing them with animal will be most insulting for that person, surely.

5. Bete comme ses pieds.

This French insult translates into “as stupid as his/her feet?” The insult first appeared in the 19th century. When you call a person that you’re basically calling them stupid. Talking about symbolic meaning of feet in other cultures. In the Arabic culture, if you show the sole of your feet to someone then you are disrespecting them.