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Do You Recognize This Astronaut?
Tuesday, January 13, 2015 16:29
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This is a recent picture of an astronaut. Can you identify the astronaut?
It looks like a Hillary Clinton Clone.
She’s smiling because she has something up her rear…
There is no spacecraft that can fit Hillary Clintons ass through the hatch!
Italian Astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti – Found here https://blogs.nasa.gov/spacestation/2015/01/05/the-new-year-brings-dragon-and-spacewalk-preparations/
thank you anon!
Shes actually dead! A couple of aliens are propping her up! Ones holding her severed head up while the other holds up her 2 cut off hands! Aliens often do this to make out that everything is “all right”! Meanwhile they have a blood orgy with her other body parts! You can see a small amount of blood on her finger the aliens forgot to wipe off and she has that strange look on her face cause the alien is holding her head by the hair at the back of her head and its causing a stretched smile across her dead face! “my cats get that same stupid smile when i pull the skin at the back of there heads”. Its there own fault!..i mean what the hell do they expect to happen when you go into space!!!
I wonder if they’ll say she burnt up on re-entry or if they’ll clone her?