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“Get That Gerbil Out of My Bungholio!” Cries Duncan O’Finioan

Friday, January 2, 2015 5:45
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duncan constipated

Poor Duncan, as you can see above,  wearing an Indiana Jones fedora, he has a constipated expression on his chinless visage. This is due to the fact that a gerbil has lodged itself deep up his rear end after he and Miranda were playing the Richard Gere/Cindy Crawford Hollywood Illuminati Game.

Duncan cried to his daddy, Alestair Crowley, that he wanted a movie to be made about him, called Confessions of an Omega Unit Clone. Crowley said, “Son, first you must pass the Illuminati Hollywood Gerbil Test.”

“I have a gerbil right here!” said Miranda/Allison/AXE, pulling one free from her matted, unwashed hair. (To be or not to be hillbilly…)

He is focusing on a flame in his hand to mentally prepare himself for that big stick to be used to gore out the butt rodent.

Take note of the symbols on the stick that reveal his true evil nature: at the bottom we see saucer-shaped ships with an arrow pointing to three swaztikas, symbolizing the 4th Reich and the Hannebeu bell anti-gravity ships, tech given to them by the Gizeh Intelligence. Above those are three crude 6;s, 666, for the Beast, his father; and above that, three lightening bolt S’s, for the 4th Reich SS.

He is showing you point blank what and who he is, even in constipated backed-up form!

Duncan O’Finioan: Nazi, Crowley progeny, Luciferian, gerbil molester.



Source: https://formerwhitehat.wordpress.com/2013/12/10/get-that-gerbil-out-of-my-bungholio-cries-duncan-ofinioan/

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