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What Is That Story About The 72 ‘virgins’??!!
Sunday, January 18, 2015 15:43
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SUICIDE BOMBER GETS THE SURPRISE OF HIS LIFE
An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before allah. He said, “Oh, allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I’m only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I have never been with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won’t know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?”
allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, “Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually ravenous and, frankly, you’ll be on constant exhausting duty.”
The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”
And allah replied, “Who said they were women?”
SURPRISE!!!!!!!
NESARA- Restore America – Galactic News
Source: http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2015/01/what-is-that-story-about-72-virgins.html
