There once was a cadet named John McCain,
And his passing grades he did barely maintain
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For rules of safe flying he showed great disdain,
Once clipping power lines, causing blackouts in Spain
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As a young Navy pilot, he flew against the grain,
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His reckless flying cost taxpayers, many a plane
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His “hot dogging” urges could not be contained,
When he blew up his own ship, 130 were slain
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Transferred off the ship, to his mates he was a bane,
Because daddy was an Admiral, no one dared to arraign
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He was shot down in Nam, over enemy terrain,
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Angry villagers then beat him, until their fury did wane
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In exchange for good treatment, Johnny would explain,
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All the military secrets that his small mind did contain
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In spite of good treatment, he could not stay sane,
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And years of captivity did damage his brain
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The stress of the times caused such mental pain,
By the end of the war, snow white was his mane
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Upon his return the scoundrel would feign,
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“I was tortured in Nam”, again and again
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To gain public sympathy, he limped with a cane
But he had no leg injury, he was pulling our chain
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He flushed his loyal wife right down the drain,
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And married an heiress, with much more to gain
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From a career in politics he could not abstain,
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He ran for Senate, a seat he’d obtain
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“I’m a war hero”, was his familiar refrain,
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But soon his record would reveal quite a stain
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The Keating 5 scandal nearly ended his reign,
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But the media darling recovered, growing ever more vain
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When POW families expressed him their pain,
Their pleas, the cruel bastard, would not entertain
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He’s a RINO Republican, like Collins of Maine,
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Bashing the Right, and helping liberals to gain
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His infamous tantrums are often profane,
Curse words and F-bombs flow from him like rain
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“Don’t deport aliens!” he does complain,
Wide open the border must always remain
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In 2008 he played a Straw Man campaign,
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Handing Obama the White House, with hardly a strain
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“Bomb Bomb Iran!” is his comic refrain,
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In the pocket of Israel is traitor McCain
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CIA coups are his political domain,
Financed in part with cash from cocaine
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He encourages terrorists, from Qatar and Bahrain,
To murder Syrian children, with thugs we did train
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In defiance of Putin he arrived in Ukraine,
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Preaching death and revolution, he’s clearly insane
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His warmongering rants have become so mundane,
Babbling like a drunkard, smashed on champagne
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“War! War! War!” goes his mantra so inane,
This psycho should be fitted, with straight jacket & chain
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If America the Doomed is like a runaway train,
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In the engine next to Obama, sits Johnny McCain
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