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Sickening! You Won’t Believe What’s Inside This Children’s Book! Warning it Will Make You Vomit and Enraged!
This is bar far the worst, most disgusting, and evilest children’s book ever created!!! The Book is titled, Do You Want to Play With My Balls? By Cifaldi Brothers. First I can’t believe they’d even publish such a book. Second who the heck would buy such a book. Third what the heck was the author thinking by selling this to children??! I know our world has literally gone to hell in a hand-basket but when they attack our children with such perversion they have crossed the line!!
Here is the disturbing, sickening, disgusting book! Please don’t allow children around when you watch it and warn everyone about it…
Think this book is satire? You’re Dead Wrong! In fact you can purchase it on Amazon for $3.99! Here is the link for proof:
http://www.amazon.com/You-Want-Play-With-Balls-ebook/dp/B00JQR86O0
Even Worse! Here is what the publisher, BumBum Books, says about their book:
“The wonderfully playful art coupled with an intriguing, pun-filled story makes Do You Want To Play With My Balls? a perfect gift for parents, fun loving adults, friends, and even young children (though it’s probably best that they’re young enough to not understand the meaning of a pun).
“No matter what your age, you are guaranteed to feel your gut hurt with laughter*. We will package and ship our 6″x6″, 32 page, hardcover book of joy right to your door! How much!? Just $14.95.”
No matter the age and even suitable for young children as long as they don’t understand the pun? In that I have to highly disagree! I don’t believe this book is suitable for any young child!
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Why do you think God is going to destroy America, it is a vile and perverse nation now worse than Sodom and Gomorrah.
It cannot be fixed at this point, it will be destroyed from east to west, and north to south. Both coasts are going into the sea. The heartland including most of Ontario Canada is going to sink when the New Madrid goes and North America will be split in two. The entire Gulf coast is going to be set ablaze from methane explosions. Nuclear bombs are going to eradicate many large cities. Race wars, economic collapse plagues and famines are all imminent.
Many different prophets have seen it, I have had a few visions about it myself.
I have been collecting some of the warnings, they are posted here… http://revelation12.ca/?p=261
Wow – Sometimes when people post things about kids books that seem offensive to them, I think that maybe they are over reacting but certainly not in this case. My wife is an elementary school teacher and was shocked to see something like this….. I have known some kids Disney movies to have little discreet adult jokes in them to give parents a chuckle while watching the movie but this takes it too a whole other level…. This is NOT something any child should review.
This book is not for or marketed to children you freaks ……………if you look on Amazon it is only listed in the adult humor section……………..not the children’s books section
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Yeah, pedo adults – to read to unsuspecting, innocent children, Sick. Also, some parents are really clueless.
SickOfTheStupid- It’s a Children’s book as well as for adults. Did you not even read what she wrote about the publisher BumBum Books and what they said about the book? Here is the website check it out for yourself: http://www.bumbumbooks.com These sick freaks aim the book at children and adults. All ages welcome! Adult humor may be how Amazon lists it, but it aint just that, it’s clearly for kids too as the PUBLISHER says.
Like an adult is going to buy that book for themselves!
That’s the same as putting vodka in a baby’s bottle!
A child’s going to pick it up thinking its for them!
But thats exactly what its all about, you know that book well end up in the childs bookshelf!
Walt Disney has been busted adding porno crap to their cartoons….now we gotta wait for all the slowbies to find this out!…10 years later they still selling their crap to children!
Their business depends on ignorant parents to survive….. that’s why they do so well!
I like how the kids have the balls in their mouth on the front cover!….that’s not subliminally suggestive now is it?
All kids hold balls in their mouths….dont they?….ummm..oh wait…NO!…it dogs that hold balls in their mouth!
Simple mistake…the author got humans and dogs mixed up! Happens all the time!
I get guns and cameras mixed up all the time! Tragically at my friends wedding i ……. well its not about me, but you get the picture!
You Pix and Doggoneit will probably have to start prosecuting people on this one limp wrist.
Meidan! Your alive! I thought you were shot and killed in Texas!
That would require actual research & some kind of intelligent procession of logical thought to verify.. This page isnt about facts, Clicking the amazon link CLEARLY shows that this isnt intended for children.. (too much like actual research tho on the part of commenters).. basically, shes another disinformationist preying on the weak minded & stupid to make them believe everythign is out to eat their children…. Lets see if THIS gets approved…..
Most of us know this book was created as a pun. The question is, what kind of sick phuck would want to read these sexual related words while looking at cartoon illustrations of little children? I bet if they were to track half of the orders, they would find themselves at the doorstep of a pedophile….
NOTHING WRONG HERE, EXCEPT PEOPLE WITH DIRTY MINDS!
Come on, clearly you understood the content in order to make that comment. No adult can write a book like this and not know exactly what they are doing.
one more thing, this book basically allows an adult to have a good laugh at a childs expense, not cool!!
Someone on an amazon books review wrote that this is essentially sticking your middle finger up at the innocence of a child, That says it all!!
Is that right?
Psychophats.
All righty then !
Those evil perverts at it again trying to indoctrinate our children to make it easier for those pedophiles to get them.
Jeez! You people take yourselves too damn seriously! That’s one of our biggest problems. Everybody thinks they know what’s right for everybody else. Of course, the book is for adults, and parents should have control over what their children see and read; shouldn’t they? It’s sickening to me that there are people who spend all their time searching for things to report to their followers and fan the flames of dissent and division. We need to pay more attention to what good is going on in the world. But, then, bad news sells, right? Give me a break!
Who cares who it’s from! It’s still for Children! And I quote from BumBum Books about the Book mentioned above:
“The wonderfully playful art coupled with an intriguing, pun-filled story makes Do You Want To Play With My Balls? a perfect gift for parents, fun loving adults, friends, and even young children (though it’s probably best that they’re young enough to not understand the meaning of a pun).”
That’s sick that they even advertise it for YOUNG Children at ANY age!
Exactly, and its only because thats as much as they can get away with.
“…who the heck would buy such a book.”
The “cool” parent, who is just an overgrown kid.
Paradoxically, this is meant to be evolved, as though society has matured.
In the children’s books of yesteryear, were sophisticated games, music, art, calligraphy, and wording, created in an economy of simple resources.
This is actually a form of indoctrination, which would seem wholesome and appropriate to the adults of about ten years from now (if the Lord should tarry.)
Imagine talking this way, in formal company, as by upbringing, or that a respected, moral authority was saying these things to you, as an adult.
It used to put you in legal jeopardy.
So then also ask yourself, who would buy the mass media BS? Which one is really more perverted? Yet they have 10s of million brainless followers… Theirs a market for everything, but this must have been made up by so gay guy like Bruce Jennifer, or Geraldo Revera (who likes blues balls).
OP is unleashing the limp wristed wrath of Doggoneit and Pix on herself.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/858138965/do-you-want-to-play-with-my-balls
IT’S AN ADULT STORY!!
It is even categorized as a children’s book on the kickstarter page. It makes it even sicker by reading the contents you’ll get based on your donation. i can’t believe anybody is okay with this in any way. there is no justifying this.
@ TruthBeyondReason
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/05/do-you-want-to-play-with-my-balls-might-be-the-weirdest-kids-book-ever-5181587/
”Luckily, it’s not the kind of disturbing thing that your kids will have been reading, as it was specifically designed for childish adults, and written by brothers Matt and Lou Cifaldi.”
READ THE MOST IMPORTANT WORDS: DESIGNED FOR CHILDISH ADULTS.
Just when I think Lisa is back on the right path she digs up stuff that no sane parent would ever buy, let alone advertize to tens of thousands of people – if the view figures are even remotely accurate gives it her trademark crazy self defeating headlines and makes a fool of herself again.
btw in any country outside the USA this shet would be banned before it hit the streets
Perverts have no business writing children’s books. God help us all.
The author is obviously in 8th grade. Pathetic.
Mixing children with adult theme or language is always pedophilia.
Hairy balls. Lick them. If it is projection why is it in the adult humour section of Amazon?
The stories that adults tell children (like fairy tales) often have a hint of darkness about them (Roald Dahl for example) but they ARE usually meant for children. Unlike this joke of a book for pedos.
Wow I didn’t know they cared so much about balls
Kids say the darndest things
like I heard one kid say he liked baloons
Now his mom is doing time.
WOW.
The irony of your use of the Allegory of the Cave, along with declaring this as “projection” is stunning.
BUT,
The intent of expressing a statement as delivered by one inside the Cave is absolutely ill conceived here, as you go on to spew such a derogatory opinion directed at the contributor.
This book is a direct reflection of what is occurring in contemporary society and culture. Of course no one should be shocked by this. Outraged, hell yes. We are being subjected to this and more, every day from all media and anyone who is not cognizant of that is in total denial.. If that is the case, then people really do need to wake up.
YOU, are only contributing to the continued break down. Not helpful at all.
This book is a direct reflection of what is occurring in contemporary society and culture.
sound like a pedophile
That’s the most ignorant thing I’ve seen you write yet, aside from your article.
haha,, wow, look what became of the thread here after one other’s comment was deleted.
Changes everything…
If you did give it to new parents you knew at least you could be be pretty sure they wouldnt be lumbering you with babysitting for them. There is that.
That perhaps NOT buying presents at future birthdays, Christmasses or any other time EVER might be more your thing?
Lisa has gone deep on this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apcwVLJMI78
This book reminds me of when I was a kid and watched Batman with Adam West and Burt Ward. As a child, it was fun to watch the dynamic duo do their stuff. Then I became an adult. And now I understand what a double entendre means. Now I can see all of the sex and “tongue in cheek” camp that was going on in the background.
I would buy this book for my kid just to show him how silly Adults can be!
sally.. i think BIN really stands for Blond Is Nothing. . .Compared to you!
Thanks for the marker
I think you sound much better with your voice lowered to that pitch than it ever has…….WELL Done!
Hey…..I’ve been less than kind to her about some of her other audio efforts.
But this one I could actually listen too. It fell gently on my ear. That’s a compliment.
Credit where credit is due.
pedophile pervert warm up stuff.
I’m buying 2. One for each ball.
Hello Angle#1,
Charlie here. Reminds me of that other disgusting book “You Want to Play With My Doughnuts?”
Signed,
Charlie (don’t ever kick a doughnut, 7 years bad luck).
This stuff is in everything….playschool in Australia starts with the theme song…”open wide, cum inside its play school!”…i used to think that was disgusting when i was a kid!
All the main stream movies have similar garbage in them, works on adults as well!
In all the main stream movies they have, a pretty woman in a red dress show up even if its just for a couple of seconds, they have a reference to Disneyland or any of their movies eg: peter pan, white rabbit, alice in wonderland, and or make the sign of satan several times in the movie!
Every movie i watch from Hollywood im looking out for these 3 things and i always see them!…give it a try!
Its like if you dont stick that in your movie, then it wont get any publicity!
American flag waving is another one!
TV is used for one thing and one thing only…..To control your minds ……and it works perfectly!
by The Way, CHRISTIAN.. you, in your usual intellectually inept and hypocritical manner, said:
“SOUND LIKE A PEDOPHILE.”
Really.. you want to leave that hanging, do you? I would think you might want to reconsider this. But then, leaving things as is, may be The Way you walk your path?
Hah.. I’m seeing you for exactly what you are.
This was not a reference to the contributor here. This only refers to one other commenter, and as for that particular commenter,
man, did you pick the wrong guy to screw with.
Would make a nice addition to Spencer Gift’s section and, I’ll admit, the immature part of me did get a bit of a chuckle out of it, but certainly it shouldn’t be marketed towards children in any way.
And, @Mark Brander, America isn’t worse than Sodom and Gomorrah. Well, not quite yet at least. I recall that almost all of the people in those cities were all fornicating in the streets with whomever they chose (basically, submit or be raped). America isn’t leagues behind that, of course, but not quite there, thankfully.
Aldous Huxley predicted such ideology-based criminal nonsense in his Brave New World book.
On one of its first pages, a kindergarten is described where many kids played sex games with each other,
but one boy did not want to take part in such games and cried,
and the nurse took him by the hand and said
“I will bring him to the psychologist; he will check out whether something is anomalous in him!”
(quotation made from memory, the words must have been somewhat different but the meaning was exactly this)
Modern Psychology! Ah, I feel pure hatred at hthis very word, knowing its true meaning.
How much of the teachings of this “science” is ideologically invented stuff?
quite a lot, so much that I would rather ask how much within it is NOT a lie.
And the central lies are directed straight against Faith – not only against Faith in a Christian sense but against the whole of our religious nature, and also against the deepest parts of our emotional nature, against our mos profound feelings.
All modern psyychology is based, yes BASED, on the idea that there is only brain functions and no soul –
the Science of the Soul negating the Soul, just imagine!
Behaviorism functions by completely ignoring how an individual feels, only what it (IT!) does is of any importance – this means, it is based on an ignoble slave morality!
And psychoanalysis – by no means better !!! thank God it has gone out of fashion at least in Germany, I hope this is so in USA too is based on the delusion that humans are naturally sex-centered and that all levels of feeling and thinking which are above the sex sphere are only secondary… it is this delusion which lies behind that scene of Huxley´s I quoted above. Some late adherent of a primitive form of this ideology must have written that “kid book” which should be indexed, and whose author should be punished.
As far as I know, Lisa and her friend Leahz are Christian Zionists, an oxymoron if ever there was one.
These are the people behind all of the filth which is now flooding our societies as never before.
The central tenet of the Frankist jew is that the worse the sin, the quicker will come the messiah; the difficulty of course being that the Messiah they seek is actually the Antichrist; or the Beast.
These are the vilest of men; and those who control the entirety of the western world’s media, eg Hollywood, publishing, academia, “psychology”, pornography, medicine, the terror laws, political agendas etc.
Everything is decided on the basis of “Is it good for the jew?”
This is the serpent which, unless a final solution can be found, will drag you down into a hell from which you will never emerge, as genocide is its final revelation.
“Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed”, as the jewish Encyclopaedia states, but which you remain in wilfull, ie culpable, ignorance of.
Be aware who exactly Israelis today are.
They self-identify as 80-85% Ashkenazim.
Askenaz, from Genesis 10, 3; was the grandson not of Shem, but of Japheth.
Ashkenaz was the brother of Togarmah, whose seventh son, according to King Joseph of Khazaria, in his letter to a Spanish sephardic jew in the 10th century, was Khazar, which name means “filth” in yiddish.
Magog was his uncle.
Ezekiel 38 and 39 prophesies that Gog and Magog will come down from the north to take a spoil in Israel.
This is precisely what those who today call themselves jews, but are not, have done to the land today known as Palestine.
But their end is foreordained; they will be subjected to blood, pestilence, and hail, as they so richly deserve.
Come out from among them; whether in the spirit or in the flesh, for the judgement of the Most High upon them is imminent.
“And I will not let them pollute My holy Name any more.”
They will be a hissing and an astonishment; and seven months will they be a-burying.
Be as queer as goy as you want up your own jewish bumhole but dont keep trying to insult other eurasians instead of your precious precious semites you north Americanized commie loser.
@ HereAmI,
Peace!
God bless you for speaking the truth! It looks like the zionist meidan troll did not like your comment because all that you stated is fact. The Jews cannot hide any of this information even though they try to scrub media, internet or other referenced information. Keep spreading the truth and stay safe! Jesus commend you and bless you!
the title of this book is what I asked this bimbo if she would like to do…
“The Reason Why” :- http://jahtruth.net/why.htm
Thanks for the warning, Church Lady.
If this had been passed around my grade school in the early 70′s, we would have laughed our asses off. Kids know what’s going on, and they can appreciate a good joke. There was a TV show called Benny Hill that catered to the pre-teen crowd, we all watched it and were entertained. This book is basically Benny Hill in book form.
I’m not outraged about the book. I might be offended that someone would be dumb enough to actually buy it though.
You are right, Lisa. Even though satire, the story is best not published in a children’s book format. Such is the nature of human depravity. BumBum Publishers should give most “aware” adults a “head’s up.” The great thing about America is that we can “vote with our feet.” Products are removed from the market when their value is not realized. Thank you for getting the word out. Now we can make an informed decision. Good decisions are based on accurate information. Thank you for spreading truth! M
All this makes you vomit rubbish, nothing makes me and most people vomit apart from bad food. Disturbing yes, vomit no. You don’t need sensationalism for an interesting story not for people outside of USA anyway.
Maybe you’re taking this a little too seriously?
And by the way, there’s no such word as evilest, at least in the English language. I think you may have meant “most evil”.
it is adult humor , if your child saw it they would not view it as you do ! children are innocent not perverted unless youve mis-behaved in front of them… to a child its just kids playing with balls…your perverted mind disterted it. if it upsets you? you should take a step back and figure out why your mind is twisted… AND FIX IT !
Seriously? You actually BELIEVE this is a children’s book? Give me a break!
TPTB had no trouble with the magic roundabout but this is over the top and we all know just what the title is saying so someone should get arrested over this.
No good writing to your MP because many of them are child perverts with police protection but rember to vote to make them feel that they have the backing of the public behind them
Sick and disgusting. Pedophiles obviously wrote this book.
I get the whole freedom of speech thing…but come on! This book is sick!
Quite frankly, this book is far better than any version of the Bible and I have read several. Christianity and all other organized religions are the real problem with society. You criminalize the playful actions of kids while glorifying the righteousness of war to convert everyone to your line of thinking.
Having been raised by pedophiles in catholic churchs, schooled by sadistic Nuns in catholic schools I can attest with every fiber of my being the true evil that exists isn’t in the minds of children, only in those that claim to protect the children.
So rant all you will about one authors book, as tasteless as it may be. You still merrily abuse your children with the indoctrination into your religious cults…. and you feel good about it. I think there is no question where the true evil exists…. and it certainly isn’t this book.
Well, let’s see what the beloved guys at Blue Collar Comedy have to say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7Ue5emo6I
People watched this with their kids, don’t tell me Jeff Foxworthy is trying to corrupt kids, too..
“Unless you have the common sense of a piece of bread or you’re as naive as a 3 year old, the book is obviously an adult gag gift.”
Enough said.
You guys are useless.
This is just a harmless but of fun. Anyone likening it to paedophilia or any other vile persuasion is slightly un hinged. All these comments about God etc, he is long out of this equation as he lets terrible things happen everyday. I already he ‘it’s the will of man’ etc.no no no no no – would you standby whilst you child or loved one was hurt, no you wouldn’t, so lets leave God out of this. This book made my ribs hurt with laughter, it is clever and funny, it did not make me want to go out and abuse anyone. BUT, I would not read it to my children as it is not intended for children. So everyone, just lighten up will you – funny when I read the book I never made the connection between it and the things people have said in this thread, maybe you have to have those underlying tendencies in you?