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Luke Skywalker Reacts to the Announcement that Jeb Bush Is Running for President

Monday, June 15, 2015 5:26
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Well. Here it is. The moment we’ve all been dreading like the plague of the fleas of a thousand camels infesting our armpits, er, waiting for.

The South Park metaphor about a douche and a turd sandwich come to life and it isn’t even 2016 yet. Media outlets far and wide are reporting Jeb Bush is officially running for president.

Courtesy of MARK13RECORDS on YouTube:

Superman’s reaction to Hillary’s presidential race announcement was nearly as bad:

Of course, our collective reaction here at Sheeple to the fact that we’re about to be confronted with a reality where these are the top two choices for president in 2016 — yet another Clinton and yet another Bush — was more like this:

On an aside, who left in America was really in any measure of suspense regarding whether or not Jeb was actually going to run anyway? The lead up was almost more mind-numbingly obvious and ridiculous than Hillary’s drawn-out race announcement.

The guy freaking put up his race logo on Twitter yesterday for crying out loud:

Oooh. The suspense.

P.S. – Is it even remotely shocking Jeb’s announcing his run right before this year’s Bilderberg Conference which just so happens to have “US Elections” listed as an official topic?

Gee, wonder who they’ll choose for us this time…

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