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Astounding, Clear Footage of Planet X over the Gulf of Mexico : Breaking
I was able to secure this footage, likely one of the most clear images ever smuggled off of the interwebs, of Planet X in the morning sky. I have marked the rouge planet in the image as to make sure, 1. everyone can see it; and 2. all of the deniers will have to admit that it really, really is in this AMAZING footage!!!!!! The Sun rising in the east (marked in white), off frame, and the red killer planet is marked in red. IT EVEN CASTS ITS OWN REFLECTION in the ocean in the middle of the image.
I, for one, am busily digging my Pit and stocking up on water purification filters, and perhaps a rocket stove or two to add to my Pit. It’s clearly on it’s way, and this CLEAR PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE can not be discounted.
8/19/15 UPDATE!!!!! Breaking footage. Earth-shattering news secured off the InterWebs
False Alarm. Got a picture of the exact same location, 24 hours later, and the rogue killer Planet X is nowhere to be seen!?!?!?! Did the Global Mass Ascension abscond with it? Did it stay up too late partying last and missed the bus? Did the Toilet-less Pit Master use some extra-powerful mojo and render it into the 5th dimension? Or did Agent 7 photoshop it into a parallel Universe?
We all need answers. But darn it, it’s gone again…….
Lifels,
You were right all along. The 3 weeks is almost up and here it is, right on cue.
Save ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Belay that Lifels. Your 3 week clock is still ticking.
tick……tick…..tick……tick
BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!