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‘Caliphate Allows Cappuccinos’: ISIS ‘Travel Guide’ Hits European Streets
21st Century Wire says…
Just when you thought the ISIS narrative couldn’t get any more ridiculous and camp, their own jihadi lonely planet guide surfaces on the streets of Italy.
The guide features a compendium of do’s and don’t and places on interest for adventurous unemployed jihadists.
It warns of excessive heat in the deserts of Iraq and Syria, and where to find swimming holes to cool off between sacking local villages, and also embraces espressos, flat whites, smartphones and other creature comforts fit for the fanatical soldier of fortune.
Perhaps the terrorist gang is hoping to attract more takfiri hipsters like Egyptian Islam Yaken, picture below, looking rather ironic as he runs amok posing for serious-looking selfies in Syria:
As the western media grow frustrated with falling sales in ISIS news, expect the ISIS media circus to become more bizarre as the coming months pass…
‘A Brief Guide to the Islamic State’ propaganda pamphlet has surfaced in radical circles in Italy, local media report.
Describing Islamic State territories as “a cosmopolitan society” and “a plush holiday resort,” it says living in the caliphate won’t affect Costa Coffee fans.
Its author Abu Rumaysah al-Britani – former student of preacher and Islam4UK radical group founder, Anjem Choudary – described the Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL) as some kind of holiday destination “with an exquisite Mediterranean climate.”
The Guide is aimed not only at attracting new fighters to their jihadist ranks, but also bringing skilled workers and intellectuals to the Caliphate. The book describes IS “as a magnet for talent, a cosmopolitan society with scholars.”
Caliphate & cappucinos: @caroolkersten reviews bizarre new ISIS ‘travel guide’ for @vicenews http://t.co/dGFouwFt7v pic.twitter.com/d7vJcZcG8f
— King’s CollegeLondon (@KingsCollegeLon) May 21, 2015
The controversial brochure is now being used by IS to recruit engineers, doctors, data analysts and other specialist in Italy, Corriere della Sera reported.
Like an ordinal travel guide, al-Britani’s work boasts such sections as food, weather, transport, people and more, explaining how to get to the Caliphate and receive maximum enjoyment from staying there.
In particular, the author assures that those who decide to join Islamic State won’t be living on “stale bread and septic water.”
According to the guide, the Caliphate offers a variety of chicken, lamb and vegetarian dishes, including shawarma, sheesh kebab, and vegetarian sandwiches, all fresh and “100 percent halal.”
Of course, there’s no alcohol on the menu, but the jihadists can treat themselves with fruity cocktails, which are “very popular in summer and cost less than a dollar” and coffee because “the Caliphate serves the best lattes and cappuccinos around.”
Ice-cream and all famous brands of Western chocolate bars are also available, the guide says in an effort to calm the sugar hounds out there.
ISIS Guide A Mix of Travel and Terror #IslamicState http://t.co/S3rEC6Ek8v pic.twitter.com/IXTfgjClWL
— Terrorism Updates (@terrorism_info) May 21, 2015
As for the weather, al-Britani describes the Syrian and Iraqi territories held by Islamic State as “a plush holiday resort.”
“Whether it is the sandy ruggedness of Barakah or the green hilly plains of Halab… I guarantee you will find the scenery truly breath-taking,” he writes…
READ MORE ISIS NEWS AT: 21st Century Wire ISIS Files
21st Century Wire is an alternative news agency designed to enlighten, inform and educate readers about world events which are not always covered in the mainstream media.
Source: http://21stcenturywire.com/2015/08/28/caliphate-allows-cappuccinos-isis-travel-guide-hits-european-streets/
Why should anyone care what the caliphate castrate stupid laws they do thing screw these guys
F them
Those child molestor baby raper beheading satanists
Eat More GMO