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As a Luddite of long standing, I reflexively poo-poo every proclamation of this thing called progress.
Remember the “paperless office?”
Remember the “leisure society?”
Remember flying cars?
But I think I'm about to change my tune…
Yup, a topless beer can!
Not only does it allow the beer drinker to spy bugs and cigarette butts in her beverage; it lets you drink more!
That's gonna be the biggest boon to civilization since the heat-seeking missile!