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Man With a Penis Presented with Woman of the Year Award

Saturday, October 24, 2015 16:36
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The following article will probably make you want to swallow a sword or check in to the nearest looney bin.  But it’s not because YOU’RE crazy, its because everyone around you is so jacked up that your sanity makes you appear as though you are ABSOLUTELY OUT OF YOUR GOURD!!!

Remember when Caitlyn Jenner was given an award for courage for deciding he was a woman, only it turned out the whole thing was just a giant publicity stunt put together by her/his marketing team? Yeah that guy girl your guess is as good as mine.

Bookmark that while you read Glamour Magazine is naming him as their “Woman of the Year.”

Caitlyn Jenner and Reese Witherspoon have been tapped to be the 2015 Glamour magazine “Women Of The Year,” a source exclusively tells Gossip Cop. The two women will be featured on covers of the December issue. This year’s “Women Of The Year” marks the 25th anniversary of Glamour bestowing the honor.

Though the official announcement isn’t for another three weeks, an insider says Witherspoon and Jenner have both snagged the “Woman of the Year” titles. Of course, it has been a big year for Jenner, who transitioned from a man to a woman. On April 24, a then-Bruce Jenner told Diane Sawyer during an ABC special, “My brain is much more female, than it is male… For all intents and purposes I am a woman.”

If you ask Reese (an actual woman) publicly what she thinks about sharing “Woman of the Year” with Caitlyn Jenner (an actual man), she’ll pretend to be ok with it so as not to be shunned and reality-shamed by Hollywood liberals. In private it may look like this…

Firstly, I’m confused with the Reese Witherspoon pick. She hasn’t delivered a good performance since Legally Blonde. Three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Reese Witherspoon comedies which make you want to wipe your eyes with sand paper.

But secondly and more importantly, how are we, as a society, okay with bestowing a “woman of the year” award to a man? Shouldn’t the feminists be outraged by this clear favoring of a man to an actual, real woman? Were there really no other accomplished women to choose from thatGlamor had no choice but to give a woman’s award to a dude in a dress? Seems like a giant high-heeled step backwards for feminism, if a tranny is more deserving of a woman’s award than a bonafide, biological female. According to Glamor the best woman of the year is a man. Ladies, your thoughts?

And of course, Caitlyn Jenner. What are his her zir accomplishments? Vehicular manslaughter? Testicular manslaughter? Wearing a dress? Any and all of the accomplishments from Caitlyn Jenner were actually accomplishments of… Bruce. But Bruce was a guy, and we can’t say that Caitlyn Jenner is a guy, because transphobia.

But retroactively, we need to apply all of Bruce’s accomplishments to Caitlyn’s, while ignoring the penis that assisted in making them possible. Just shut up and give him her the award. You’re probably a racist too.

Also, this is what Caitlyn Jenner winning the men’s Triathlon would look like. You’re welcome.

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  • He’s riding this pony all the way to the bank!
    Next year they are coming out with a Bruce Jenner action figure with removable genitalia.

  • If indeed he was a man at first , then he still is a man secondly . Why because DNA says he is still a man . Wonder did he cut the tree down and split the stump? Even if he did and had a hole drilled in himself , he is still a man with changes made to make him look like a woman . Bone structure says he is a man . Hip location says he is a man , finger reach says he is a man , Adams apple says he is a man . He has made himself to look like a woman , but he is still a man . It’s like changing the body on a car to look like a different car . But the motor and frame tells you that that car is still the same car Before the changes . . Inside Bruce knows he is still a man . Thats why he had to have counciling to help him deal with his stupid actions that tells he knows he made a mistake . He still felt like a man after surgery . In my opinion he is not a pretty woman . He looks like a freak ! Especially after the photo in the bathing suit . I’m sorry the truth is the truth . And truth can not be changed , it always stays the same . If by chance he still has the male plumbing then he is truly a freak with tits . What a damn crazy world we live in now . When he stands before GOD and tells HIM that HE made a mistake with making him a man , I don’t think it will go over well for him . What a shame !

  • Brucie does not know what he wants to be because he has not removed his penis. We should ask him over and over did he remove it, and if not, why?

    That is all you have to talk to him about and he will go away….. Hopefully like the plain Kardashians.

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