Black Friday Zombie Apocalypse – 2015 – Coming Soon!

(Before It's News)

Be a part of the throngs of the undead and kick off your holiday shopping with a melee of cheap deals and bloodshed! It’s zombie-rific! You’ll scream with excitement!

The Ultimate Black Friday Zombie Compilation of shoppers from Walmart spliced in with scenes from the Walking Dead on AMC.

@LauraLPotts: “Black Friday is like zombie apocalypse: you’re either one of them, or you’re locked inside praying that loved ones don’t get trampled.”

A few of the rules from the film Zombieland often apply to Black Friday shopping:

Cardio.
Travel light.
Clean underwear.
Clean socks.
When in doubt, know your way out.
The buddy system.
Limber up.

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