(Before It's News)
A DEFINITIVE RANKING OF THE STUFF LODGED IN YOUR KEYBOARD
12. Dirt
Boring, universal, and uninspired. There’s nothing special about the dirt between your keyboard’s cracks.
11. Coffee
Yawn. A common blunder, barely worthy of consideration.
10. Whatever Was on Your Kid’s Hands Before They Used Your Computer
We don’t want to know. Whatever it is, it’s going to wreak havoc on your tilde and your immune system.
9. Potato Chip Crumbs
This is a step in the right direction as far as food particles go. (Bonus pointsif they contain esoteric seasoning.)
8. Cake
Kudos for creativity here. Edges out chips by a small margin.
That’s why you always back up your files.
6. Sand
Sometimes it’s hard to turn off during vacation. Now you’ll have no choice, because the remnants of Waikiki mucked up just about everything except caps lock.
5. Drool
Not bad. Then again, you probably wouldn’t have to sleep at your desk if that keyboard were firing on all cylinders in the first place.
3. Pasta sauce
OK, so this probably means you ate a legitimate bowl of penne at your desk. That’s impressive and worthy of a top-three spot.
2. Cat Fur
Hard to shoo something so cute from your work space. Good luck untanglingthose hairballs from your space bar.
1. An Entire Meal
Now the only thing missing from your desk is a coffee mug labeled “#1 Slob.”
Lucky for you, the latest PCs with 6th Generation Intel® Core™ processors are here, like a 2 in 1 laptop with a keyboard that flips 360 degrees or detaches completely to spare your keys from eating any leftovers.
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Source:
http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2015/12/stuff-lodged-in-your-keyboard.html
