I’ve rewritten the Hippocratic Oath to better reflect the actions of hypocritical allopathic physicians.  Doctors swear to uphold this oath yet break it in their practice daily.  They promise to “first, do no harm”, yet their medicine and methods are anything but harmless.

Primum non nocere “First do no harm”

In 2000, an article was published in the Journal of the American Medical Association(JAMA) that shows conclusively that iatrogenesis, or death by medicine, is at least the 3rd leading cause of death in the US, just behind cancer and heart disease.  The numbers presented in the paper are very conservative and still show that at least 780,000 people die every year due to medical intervention.

At least 100,000 people die in hospitals every year from properly prescribed, properly administered pharmaceutical drugs.  These conservative estimates are from 15 years ago, so we can rest assured , or unassured, that these figures are much higher today.

 “Also I will, according to my ability and judgment, prescribe a regimen for the health of the sick; but I will utterly reject harm and mischief”

Epic Fail!  Doctors of today do nothing of the sort!    But for now… Let’s have some pun!  Put on your satirical glasses and let’s delve deep into the hypocritical Hippocratic Oath of these dark times..  The following more accurately depicts the philosophy of modern day drug-pushers (allopathic doctors and physicians).

The Hippocritical Oath

I swear by Apollo Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and Panaceia and all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfill according to my ability and judgment this oath and this covenant.  I have signed the covenant and have taken an oath according to the Merck & Pfizer law, and beholden to no one else.

I will ignore dietetic measures for the detriment of the sick according to my ability and judgment; I will treat the symptoms with drugs and surgery and ignore diet and exercise.  I shall pay lip service to the importance of nutrition and lifestyle choices.  I shall be Glaxo-Smith-Inclined to over prescribe carcinogenic treatments and useless surgeries.

I will give a deadly drug to anybody who asked for it, and will I make a suggestion to this effect. In purity and holiness I will guard my life and my art of materialism and reductionistic dogma.

I will use the knife, even on sufferers from stone, but won’t withdraw in favor of such men as are engaged in this work.  Faulting organs shall be removed at first response with utter regard for common sense and logic.

Whatever houses I may visit, I will come for the destruction of life, remaining rife of all intentional injustice, misdiagnosis, and mischief.

What I may see or hear in the course of the treatment or even outside of the treatment in regard to the life of men, which on no account one must spread abroad, I will keep to myself, holding such things shamelessly spoken about.

If I fulfill this oath to Big Pharma and will not violate it, may it be granted to me to enjoy life and pharmaceuticals, being honored with a big house, fortune among all men for all time to come; if I transgress it and swear falsely, may the opposite of all this be my lot.

In Conclusion

Hippocrates taught that the wisdom of nature was the true healing principle.  Humans, just like all animals, are born with the innate ability to heal.  2500 years ago this was coined ‘vis medicatrix naturae’,  “the healing power of nature.  Nothing outside the organism has the capability to heal; this power is inherent in the body itself.  As long as we provide ourselves with what the body needs it will heal on its own.

For over a hundred years now, since the time homeopathy has been replaced with allopathy, we’ve been inDoctrinated that when we scrape our elbow, it’s the bandaid that really heals it.  In fact, since the time of our birth we’ve been put into a system that externalized our capability to achieve health.  We’ve been taught that health comes from ‘out there’ instead of from within.  As an extension this is how we view disease as well, thereby shifting the responsibility outside of ourselves.

The first step is recognizing there is a problem with our medical system.  That’s what this article is all about.  I have already talked about some of the fundamental errors in medical science, the germ theory, and the idea that we somehow need weakened viruses, MSG, aluminum, and formaldehyde injected into our veins at an early age in order to obtain health.  In the future I plan on tackling what it takes to achieve health, and contrary to what is proselytized in the medical literature, health is a lot simpler that what we have been led to beLieve.

Source: joedubs.com