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Alert! Not 2 but 3 Suns in the Sky! Planet BHB Alert

Monday, February 1, 2016 7:51
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This was the view over the Gulf of mexico this morning, and as you can clearly see there are not 1, not 2, but 3 Suns in the sky.  The implications are simply staggering.  Everyone here at BIN has been planning for the coming havoc over the “second Sun”, but now all of that has to be doubled, because we are now tracking a ‘second second Sun”.

 

Does that mean the poles will revert back to their previous position as the ‘second second Sun’ causes it’s own brand of havoc, or that the magma will now flow back into the Erf’s core as a result of the ‘second second Sun” passing ????

As the discoveror of this profound new knowledge, I propose the name of ‘Planet BHB‘, in honor of Butt Hurt Bob!

That is All.  As you Were. 

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  • thats called a sun dog, look it up and then wake up

    • ^^^ DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????? Wake up, indeed.

      I am the Keeper of the Super Secret Bonus Points, for your information. And I know what I saw in the photo. It was 3 Suns. Count them for yourself.

      Indeed…… I hereby deduct 12 Super secret Bonus Points from your account. Good Day, Sir. :mrgreen:

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    NOT THE SECOND SECOND SUN!!!!!

    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Clucker,

      Did you ever make it to the Ice Wall, and if so, how was your travels?

      (financing underwritten by a plethora of Super Secret Bonus Points). :mrgreen:

      • :lol: I don’t think the first commentator gets it.

        Sadly I never made it to the Ice Wall. My canoe capsized in the Atlantic and I had to swim home. The mission is still a go. I just need a bigger boat.

  • Thats a sun dog, look it up then wake up

    • O.K. justathought, I will let you in one the inside joke.

      No, that’s not a sundog (you should do some of your own atmospheric optics research), but rather a break in the sea-fog/clouds that allowed the Sun to shine on 3 seemingly different locations. If you look closely at the angle (tip of the cap to Charlie !!!), you will see they all originate from the same illumination source (that would be the single, solitary Sun that is the basis for our existence here on the ‘not so flat’ ‘Erf.

      My ALERTS are usually in jest, poking fun at the dunderheads who actually believe the drivel that passes for citizen journalism, here on BIN. But thanks for playing along Sparky, be sure to pick up your commemorative “I got utterly schooled by the Scrutinizer” T-shirt on your way home.

      Heh, he heh, …. He said udder!!! :mrgreen:

      • let you in ‘on’ not ‘one’ the inside joke…you men key too fast…with one aim…to draw attention to selfies…

        you must lead very boring lives…what? no women to keep your warm at night, and fix you breakfast in the morning?

        so sad… :sad: L.

  • mitch51

    Three suns is not surprising to me at all. I live in southern Nevada and in the summer we have FIVE suns, which is why it’s always over 110* in the summer. In the winter, we just revert back to our two suns which makes it much cooler.

    The Illuminati gave us a right-in-our-face warning when they allowed the TV show, “My Three Suns” on many years ago.

    God Bless All Suns Wherever They May Be Hiding.

    • Bless the Suns. All of them. All 5 of the Suns in the sky. Bless them All.

      5 Suns is the only possible explanation for 110 deg. heat.

      Thank God for Lizard Men.

      • mitch51

        Bless You, Clucker. Your observation skills are astounding. I truly enjoy your comments. You are one who totally gets it on BIN. It’s so rare.

        God Bless The Clucker And His Family Of Cluckers.

    • “The Illuminati gave us a right-in-our-face warning when they allowed the TV show, “My Three Suns” on many years ago.”

      Please congratulate the Leader in the Clubhouse for today’s ‘Most Excellent Comment” on BIN, 1 FEB 16!!!!

      That’s some funny stuff there mitch51 … :mrgreen:

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