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Nibiru? What a Laugh! We haven’t had an Apocalypse Scare Since the End of the Mayan Calendar (Which BTW gave Us 18 Years to the Next Crust Shift…)… But National Geographic and NASA says There’s Something Coming Our Way?

Tuesday, March 29, 2016 6:40
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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/02/160217-asteroid-close-encounter-astronomy believe it or else?

 

While you howl out laughing and make a couple of rolls on your floor, allow us to count down the previous impeding apocalypses that humanity has stared down upon in the past.

To start with, Nibiru was scheduled to be received by Earth on December 2015, and before that September 2015… must’ve made a detour or something… And don’t forget the famous 2012 Mayan apocalypse. Also, a web writer by the name of Nancy Lieder predicted another apocalypse back in 2003; however, no hard feelings for that failure, after all, the lady also claimed she had an alien chip implanted in her brain.

We haven’t had an impeding apocalypse for years now! Not since the end of the Mayan calendar back in 2012. So, it’s high time we gave fanatics another good scare and gave ourselves a hearty good laugh!

So according to a recent claim made by conspiracy theorists on Breaking Israel News, a mysterious ninthplanetcalled Nibiru, or Planet X, is scheduled to smash right into Earth in just a couple months. It is claimed that Rabbi Matityahu Glazerson has confirmed that this event is definitely happening; also, some other Rabbi when on record and linked this terrifying apocalypse to a text from a Jewish scripts, the Zohar.

Now, according to this script, the rogue planet shall hit on the ‘25th of the six month’; in English, we can expect the wayward planet sometime around September 28 of this year. Shockingly enough, a team at Caltech have spotted what looks like an unnamed ninth planet in our solar system… could that be Planet X?!

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