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Important Notice to All Computer Users ….

Friday, April 22, 2016 5:37
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Important Notice to All Computer Users ….  
A woman wrote to tech support and their reply is a stroke of genius.

This young woman is no different from the rest of us.  Both family
happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is simply looking
for an answer to her questions like …..
“How do you maintain a relationship?”
“How do you bring back the excitement of the first date?”

She wrote a letter to the tech support to find her answers.
She sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when
she suddenly received an email notification with a response.
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do?


Signed,

Desperate—————————–

Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:  I thought you loved me.html

and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically

run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download
the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory

and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck!’
 
 

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Source: http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2016/04/important-notice-to-all-computer-users.html

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  • LOL! Classic! :lol:

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    So now you guys are literally posting EVERYTHING that gets forwarded to your inbox? Not just rants, written by disgruntled sixty-somethings full of “I’m not racist, I just need to say a bunch of racist stuff right now” lines, and “back in my day we blah blah blah”.

    Now you’re actually posting lame jokes forwarded to your email? I mean seriously, this is the kind of moronic drivel my uncle would forward, and think it’s funny.

    Now I get to see it on the front page as a top news story because of your cryptic BS headline.

    This site desperately needs a vote function, so worthless stories like this can get voted into the ground where they belong.

    • Although I kind of agree with you, it is good to have a little humor mixed in with all of the mostly false doom and gloom on this site. Even if I was sort of tricked into reading it.

      As far as the racist stuff goes, I don’t know how that even came into this discussion.

  • Clever and very “tongue in cheek” humor ! I liked it !!!

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