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MASSIVE RED ALERT – Huge News – Heads WAY WAY Up
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 7:25
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There are only 131 days left until the day after Christmas in 2016!!!!!
That means Planet X had better kick it into high gear and get here already, because that supply of salt is growing by the day, for all you Nibiru-Tards to eat your collective hats.
Lifels, can you come up with a list that is 131 “things” long?
1. Hillary’s health problems
2. Hillary’s scandals
But nobody anywhere said the catastrophe would definitely be before Christmas. Pope Francis said it “…may be their last” Christmas, last year. And the quote attributed to Queen Elizabeth is uncertain. Probably true but not certain.
And you could say President Obama was just pulling our chain, when he said that the 2016 White House Correspondents’ Dinner, “may be the last,” and “the end of the Republic never looked so good,” and “some of you know, but can’t say.”
We certainly don’t reach the 100th anniversary of Fatima, we have that from Lucia’s still unpublished statement. Pope John 23rd said it wasn’t for his time. So we know there’s an approximate date in there. And Father Martin told us it “isn’t 20 years away,” when he was describing the statement, in April of 1997.
I understand it’s hard to imagine something so remote from experience. Planet X hasn’t shifted our axis of rotation in over 11,000 years. But, it has done it, and many times, and it is going to do it again very soon.
Oh!!! Christmas can’t get here fast enough.
And no, it ain’t because I like hard-tack candy……….
[Evilly rubbing my hands together, to the point of blisters..... BLISTER!!!???!! I never even dated her].
Your “list” was woefully inadequate, although you did manage to score 175 words on the convoluted explanation of why you will be consuming your hat, under protest, on Boxing Day!.