Top 10 Annoying People You See in Every Coffee Shop
The next time you go into a coffee shop, look out for these 10 people that annoy everyone else:
1. The Regular Joe-Shmoe
There’s apparently local rules in every coffee shop and the regular Joe will enforce them. His self-proclaimed VIP status also includes his own reserved table where he will sit at for hours upon hours. He breaks in line because “Kelly already knows what my order is.” He is the type of guy we all hate.
2. The Cheap Ass Who Complains About Prices
Don’t lie. You don’t go to higher-end coffee shops like Starbucks and Aroma for the quality of the coffee. You go there for the easy-free experience. Nobody ever brags about how cheap their Aroma coffee is – that’s part of the appeal: you go to Aroma and pay the $10 for an x-large cappuccino, so you don’t have to listen to people complain about how fiscally reprehensible the person serving them coffee is. Better yet, they request a medium coffee in a large cup (just so they can top the rest off with milk) and demand you charge them for a medium.
3. The College Kid Hidden Behind all the Books
The college student who is barely visible behind their pile of textbooks. Depending on how close it is to exam week, you might hear muffled sobs coming from behind that great wall of math and chemistry and other subject specific books. Free internet is quite alluring for college kids.
4. The Condiments Hoarder
Admit it, we all know someone who’s stolen a few sugars and stir sticks from their local coffee shop. When nobody’s around, the packet hoarder makes their way over to the condiments section and somehow leaves with 1,248 packets of low-calorie sweetener and 592 sachets of creamers in a donut baggy or the pockets of their jeans.
5. The Person in Line While On the Phone
They’ve got their phones practically glued to their ears and forget that there are probably 20 other people in the room who can hear them. We wonder if they’re even aware of the fact that they’re sharing their business deals, sob stories, or the latest barkada break-up with everyone else around them.
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