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LA’s Cannibal Club – Clientele Includes Noted Filmmakers, Intellectuals, and Celebrities

Friday, February 17, 2017 21:58
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Attention @fbi

Where do you get your specialty meat?

Our avenues of procurement vary. Most of the businesses and institutions who supply us prefer to keep those relationships discreet. On the individual level, bodies are often bequeathed to us. For some, this is a way to supplement life insurance and offset funerary expenses. For others, such as Cannibal Club member Gwendoline Fenwich, who was served to her friends and relatives at the Club in January of 2008, being prepared as a meal, and thereby reborn into the bodies of the living, is an attractive alternative to the more the traditional practices of burial and cremation.

We take considerable care to ensure that all our meat is produced legally and ethically, and derived only from young, healthy bodies.

Specializing in the preparation of human meat, Cannibal Club brings the cutting edge of experimental cuisine to the refined palates of L.A.’s cultural elite. Our master chefs hail from around the world for the opportunity to practice their craft free of compromise and unbounded by convention. 

Our exclusive clientele includes noted filmmakers, intellectuals, and celebrities who have embraced the Enlightenment ideals of free expression and rationalism. On event nights, avant-garde performance artists, celebrated literary figures, and ground-breaking musicians entertain our guests.

At Cannibal Club, we celebrate artistic excellence as the natural and inevitable expression of the unbridled human spirit.

Collaborating with visiting cooks from around the world, 
Chef de Cuisine Sophie Laffite regularly updates our menu with new and daring culinary experiments. The meat we serve is selected from the young and healthy. Consistent with the practice of cannibalism in many primitive societies, we view anthropophagy as homage to the dead, who are reborn into the bodies of their consumers. Each dish, therefore, is a study in taste and elegance.

Diamanda Galas, famed avant-garde performance artist, composer, keyboardist, and vocalist has been described as “capable of the most unnerving vocal terror.” Musicologist Susan McClary writes that Galas “heralds a new moment in the history of musical representation.” Focusing on themes of suffering, injustice and despair, her works are characterized by visceral shrieks and wails reminiscent of glossolalia, or “tongues.” She has collaborated with Led Zeppelin bassist John Paul Jones, and her work has appeared in such mainstream films as Natural Born Killers and Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.

This month Galas is performing at Cannibal Club on Friday and Saturday nights.

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  • Epitome of deranged, is there any possibility of someone being caused what appears to be accidental death and added to the menu, what, how is title to the body obtained from divorcees decreeing the bastards best invited to dinner as the main course, what with Hollywood mental capacity of the extreme it makes one wonder are the providers of the bodies under constant surveillance, what makes this so unique is California wanting to secede from the US is apart from the novelty is the idea that California may become the cannibal capital of the world and sanctuary city so that the noted suspected pedophiles of late planned that such cities would serve as a place they could reside to declare their religion exonerates their otherwise criminal activity. America appears to be a doomed experiment, the extremes of late calling for the assassination of the president openly leaves one with these other issues with a strange feeling of wondering who will be on the menu next, The other issue of merit that we are on the verge of a civilization breakdown is that in the USA the government is making money off of torturing people inside their homes, many know and are trying to mount a defense / offense and others have no idea they are under attack. Good old USA home of the bravely immoral. It may be submitted that the country needs something to straighten it out but those in charge are not our friends, the enemy openly killed JFK and since then have had all the time in the world to insert their kind of heros into our government infrastructure, it will take a a King Cong Son of a bitch to clean the mess up after all the time they have had to successfully dominate the American landscape, we should hope that there is such a chance to have this strange dimension of twisted society placed in check. Pray to your souls that some reason is still there in the hearts of the majority of men and maybe they will tackle the job.

    • These folks are just two steps ahead of ISIS animals. I hope and pray that they marry each other in hell. If these are the ultimate fruits of so called godless progressive modernized western world, then fuck you westerners. I would rather hold on to my south asian conservative values and maintain my humanity. At least ISIS animals can show some excuses – they are under-educated and brainwashed by Israhelli Mullahs. But what is your excuse “Western Bastards”?

  • oh, i thought you were talking about the salamander club.

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