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2 Monkeys on Mars mission in 2018?

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 14:30
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If a private group’s newly unveiled plans pan out, a man and a woman may represent humanity on a journey that has never been attempted: a mission to Mars.

Dear Readers:

Will you be the Two New Mars’ Monkeys?

In fact this is how this  national sponsorship advertisement  should read…

“It worked for NASA for years why not for us? We are an independent group of researchers in need of your money to survive because, unlike you, we are very educated and above the morons who will fall for this deceptive dream. We  are scientists and we do  deserve better, a normal job is for you not us, we want like NASA did with your tax dollars, waste more of your resources to build robots and spaceships.  We do not accept that God created fishes meant to live in the ocean only and our science will prove him wrong, because with our PhD’s we can transport any fish into this dense physical world and make him live a normal life away from his watery world… OMG! in what a young world did I land on… Read more about another deceptive way (like the Church Inc.)   for our infantile abusive science to get to your pockets…”

http://www.drturi.com/the-true-spirit-of-nasa/

NOTE THIS EDUCATIONAL COSMIC CODE NEWSLETTER WON’T BE PUBLIC…

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  • Those monkeys will reproduce and populate the planet, and 20 years from now launch an attack to exterminate all of mankind.

  • Are the 2 monkey’s Obama, and John Kerry? Al Gore would have been my first pick but he’s too vital to the survival of our species, being that he’s the only person who can stop ManBearPig.

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